I never thought of it before, but I suppose it was bound to happen. The "fine" folks at Vivid "adult" Entertainment have brought us BATMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY. They've gone to admittedly impressive lengths to recreate the look and feel of the 1960's Adam West TV show ( Read more... )

Sliders ( Read more... )

I'm fairly convinced that if and when I lose it to dementia, I'll just start spouting off every user ID and password I've ever used.

Perhaps that's closer to a tech Tourette's?

It turns out I've got a curse: I'm not allowed to date women who live within 15 minutes of the Batcave. I don't recall accosting a gypsy witch to earn this curse, but perhaps I was rude to one in a previous life. Nonetheless, the remaining two contestants (T and M for reference) live well beyond this arbitrary zone. Well beyond, indeed ( Read more... )

Truer words were never spoken, Mr. Goldman.

That's a maxim from elder writing statesman William Goldman. The point was that when it comes to the entertainment industry, nobody really knows anything. They think they do. Their jobs are contingent upon creating the impression that they do. But ultimately, nobody knows anything ( Read more... )

So apparently Lady H. is no longer engaged ( Read more... )

At least I'll have new visuals to accompany it ( Read more... )

When I heard the sharp, random cry from beyond the door of my modest Batcave my first thought was "whoa, are they alright ( Read more... )

The previously mentioned happier final post of 2009 is up ( and hidden for your convenience. )

"Every man is the creature of the age in which he lives; very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of the time"

- Voltaire