Animal instinct
Happy Year of the Pig!!!
May your delicious year be filled with...
Joo Chiat "Lor Bak"
Rangoon Road "Bak Kut Teh"
Maxwell Road Pork Chop
Amoy Street Beng Hiang "Kong Ba Pau"
and East Coast Lagoon "Tur Ka"
*BURP*
I know, I know, it's already the 4th day of the Lunar New Year, but I've just found some time to squeeze in this post. The last couple of days have been hectic, but it's great to be back in S'pore for now. Heh, J and I managed to fly back just in time for reunion dinner with my family and hers. As usual, the gorilla family had steamboat and my mom outdid herself this year with an amazing variety of food. Awww, she's glad the gorilla's home ... yah right! :)
J's mom cooked my all-time favourite CNY dish ... "hoe si fatt choi" (dried oysters with black hair-like seaweed) which is eaten for luck and prosperity coz the dish's name sounds like "good business and wealth" in Cantonese. I know the ingredients sound somewhat questionable and disgusting, but I assure you it's absolutely yummy!!! :P~
Sadly, no "dua dua liap" pineapple tarts this year coz my aunt gave up making them. Too much effort she says ... but man, I really miss those delicious Big Titties! *bawls* On the bright side, my angpow harvest this year is stellar! Ka-ching!!! Heh, the thick-skinned gorilla convinced aunts, grand aunts and great grand aunts to contribute to a most worthy cause ... yup, the Gorilla Wedding Fund! My aunts were simply thrilled by my impending marriage (finally!) after years of not-so-gentle reminders every CNY. They coo-ed and awww-ed and even attempted to pinch my cheeks (yikes!) ... but most importantly, they voted favourably with their purse strings and generous angpows, albeit in a tongue-in-cheek manner. Cheeky aunts for a cheeky gorilla! Hahaha!
Just days before returning to S'pore, J and I spent a low-key Valentine's Day far away from the madding crowd of Bangkok. We didn't relish the idea of dining out and rubbing shoulders with lovey-dovey couples everywhere. So that night, I came home to our service apartment to find that J had prepared a really fab candlelight dinner ... lobster bisque, portobello mushrooms with arugula, oxtail stew (her mum's yummy recipe!), and warm, soft-centred chocolate cake for dessert. Man, I died and went to food heaven! 0:) Geez, the poor gal had apparently slaved the entire day in the kitchen and I was damn bloody touched lah. All I got her were roses. I felt like a cad.
But that night, I kinda made up for it. Heh! Just as we were getting ready for bed, I pulled her close to me and whispered the thing that has been foremost on my mind the past couple of months. Tsk, it wasn't about sex hor! Fine, the other thing that was on my mind. I could tell from her smile that she had been thinking about it too. It was settled then! So I fired up my notebook the next day, got onto the net, and together we took a life-changing step forward. ;)
And so a low-key Valentine's ended on a new high for us, a big bang finale ... and boy was "supper" mind-blowing! Kekeke!
And speaking of big bangs, my buddy Ken messaged me all excited from Tokyo. The dickhead said he'd bought himself a humping dog ... and got one for me too! Stunned, I assured him that bestiality was most certainly not my cup of tea despite my gorilla-ness! Yucks! Ken called me a joker (actually, what he said was "Fuck! You damn 'doot' lah, cockface!") and sent me a self-explanatory YouTube link. Heh, you can tell it's a Jap vid coz Rover's prodigious manhood doghood has been pixelated (guys, you know what I mean ... don't geh geh)! Talk about giving a dog a bone and doing it doggie style! WTF! LOL!
Hokay, so this so-called USB Humping Dog has no flash memory whatsoever and all it does is make whoopee with my notebook? Or as the product tagline for these horny mutts unashamedly proclaims: "They live to hump; they hump to live"! Erm ... um ... what can I say ... TOTALLY COOL! I want!!! :)
