Long distance drunkkkk
Today was shitty, shitty, shitty, and then awesome!
Woke up at seven-fifteen and got ready uber-fast for my first day of driver's ed. There is absolutely NO point to that class at all. Mr. McGinnis is fat! Mkay? Mah friends, lemme tell ya! I officially don't like it at all! It's just boring for a long time, cool for our 15 minutes of break, boring for some more long time, cool again for a few minutes of break, then boring some MORE! Yeah.
What I learned today:
_you need to know where your pivot point is to prepare for a turn
_red lights/stop signs mean to COME to a complete stop
_deer look like penis + testicles now-a-days
_it is important to have a space cushion ALL AROUND YOUR FLIPPIN' CAR!
_tailgating is bad for everyone except the invinsibile Mr. McGinnis
_Mr. McGinnis has to "warm up his throat" with McDonalds coffee before he can give a real lecture
_Taco Bell is now called Taco Belly
_people die because they listen to music while driving and start ROCKIN' OUT! *rocks out like Mr. McGinnis*
Yup yup, and there were a few things that made me laugh:
_Arnold Schwartzenigger
_some Napoleonism (I was too bored to make a mental note of it, I just know I had to stifle my laughter)
_4+3=7 DUH!
_Stop And Fuck mE method of driving!
So that was my first day of driver's ed, mah friends! Don't be a pansy or a smartass, mkay?! And don't think that triangular signs mean biohazard.
After driver's ed, Christopherina and I came to my house, put all six of the CDs he gave me on the computer, ate pizza, and watched Napoleon Dynamite. Fuck yeah! (Oops, that's Team America.) Umm, whatever... But yeah, we watched Napoleon one time through in English, the first fifteen minutes again in English with commentary, one time through dubbed HORRIBLY into Spanish, and all the extra scenes and stuff. It was SO much fun and I laughed times a million. Lo quiero! HAHAHA! That is the greatest movie of all time, fo' sho'! Y'all can't deny it!
So Thomas got his wisdom teeth out today and I haven't talked to him (for probably very obvious reasons) so I hope he's doing okay. And I hope I can see him tomorrow! Hopefully the anesthesia didn't do something *crazy* to him haha.
Love and kisses for chipmunk Thomas <3 xoxo*