scatologyeulogy #6
Fat Jokes! I just returned from one of my son's basketball games. They was an annoying person sitting beside me, who kept bothering me with his stories and how proud he was of his son who was the star of the team (my son sat on the bench the whole time, unfortunately) But he did tell me a couple good jokes.
Heheheheehe
For your enjoyment:
1)You know you're fat when you are at the zoo. You walk past a hippopotamus and it says to you, "Hey I'm looking to gain a few pounds so in a couple months can I borrow your swimming trunks?"
2)You know you have a fat ass when you are standing in the driveway of your new home, waiting for the movers. They finally show up and when they do, one of them starts to shove your refrigerator up your ass, looking over his shoulder and saying to his partner, "Hey, Ernie, you sure this is the right address?
Hehehheheheeh
sniffitsniffit
Heheheheehe
For your enjoyment:
1)You know you're fat when you are at the zoo. You walk past a hippopotamus and it says to you, "Hey I'm looking to gain a few pounds so in a couple months can I borrow your swimming trunks?"
2)You know you have a fat ass when you are standing in the driveway of your new home, waiting for the movers. They finally show up and when they do, one of them starts to shove your refrigerator up your ass, looking over his shoulder and saying to his partner, "Hey, Ernie, you sure this is the right address?
Hehehheheheeh
sniffitsniffit