scatologyeulogy #5
This is cross-posted from a comment I just made in my man, the_masturbat's journal. I liked it so much I wanted to post it here, plus I don't have anything else to speak of tonight. ENJOY . . . (heh. I am so devilish *devious grin*)
Once upon a time there was a young lady who had yet to have her butt sniffed by a man. She spent all her days in her bedroom all alone, surrounded by stuffed animals, the fan by her bedside blowing sweet kisses of air upon her naked breasts as she dreamed of that one final day when a man would finally decide to "sniff it". Well, one fateful day she was shopping for her groceries at the local market. She started looking at broccoli for a salad, and suddenly this old man came up to her and pulled her pants down. She asked him what are you doing?!! He told her that he was sniffing her butt and that it stunk.
"It stinks, my princess," he told her.
The young lady started crying and ran home home to where she eventually killed herself that night.
Once upon a time there was a young lady who had yet to have her butt sniffed by a man. She spent all her days in her bedroom all alone, surrounded by stuffed animals, the fan by her bedside blowing sweet kisses of air upon her naked breasts as she dreamed of that one final day when a man would finally decide to "sniff it". Well, one fateful day she was shopping for her groceries at the local market. She started looking at broccoli for a salad, and suddenly this old man came up to her and pulled her pants down. She asked him what are you doing?!! He told her that he was sniffing her butt and that it stunk.
"It stinks, my princess," he told her.
The young lady started crying and ran home home to where she eventually killed herself that night.