Dogs' Dinners
Went to a pyjama party. Everyone else was wearing Hello Kitty jimjams and teddy bear slippers and I was the only idiot in bloody satin and lace. So I hammed it up like a big sleazy old trollop which came quite naturally to me.
Lol's gone to a fancy dress party as someone out of Kraftwerk. Doesn't she look AMAZING?
She looks so amazing, here's a close-up so you can getter a better look at the make-up I did for her. *proud sob*
