call me oppa
Pairing: HenMin
Rating: PG-13 I guess? I'm still bad at rating things
Genre: crack
Words: 286
Summary: Henry has a request for Sungmin.
A/N: LOOK GUYS I WRITE DRABBLES NOW
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“No.”
“Come on, Sungmin, why not?”
“Because it’s stupid, Henry.”
“It is not stupid! I didn’t say it was stupid when you wanted to use handcuffs last week!”
“But that was hot.”
“And this will be hot for me!”
“But it doesn’t make sense!”
“Why not?”
“Because A; I’m older than you, and B; I’m a man!”
“…So?”
“So I am not calling you oppa, Henry.”
“Awww, come on!”
“I don’t understand why you want me to do this. You’re not even Korean.”
“Because it’ll be fun! Please?”
“Do you want me to wear a schoolgirl uniform, too???”
“Uhh…”
“If you say yes, I will literally kill you.”
“You make a hot school girl, though. I saw that episode of Intimate Note. Thank you, script writers. And Ryeowook.”
“…Henry.”
“Okay, okay, no schoolgirl outfit. You don’t have to glare at me like that.”
“Apparently I do.”
“So… that’s still a no on the oppa thing, then?”
“YES IT’S A NO.”
“I don’t see what’s so awful about it! It’s one word!”
Kyuhyun walks by.
“Watch, I bet Kyuhyun will do it.”
“Henry, don’t ask Kyuhyun-”
“Hey hyung! Will you do me a favor so I can prove something?”
“Uhh… sure?”
“Will you just call me oppa once real quick?”
“Uh…” He sees Sungmin’s death glare and a smirk spreads across his face. “Okay… oppa.”
“See, Sungmin! Look how easy that was!”
“Kyuhyun, I fucking hate you.”
“Love you too, hyung!” Kyuhyun grins sweetly as he walks away.
“So? How about it?”
“…Okay, fine. I’ll call you oppa in bed… on one condition.”
“What?”
“I top.”
“You want to top while you’re calling me oppa? That’s just ridiculous, Sungmin-hyung.”
“…You have got to be kidding me.”
Rating: PG-13 I guess? I'm still bad at rating things
Genre: crack
Words: 286
Summary: Henry has a request for Sungmin.
A/N: LOOK GUYS I WRITE DRABBLES NOW
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“No.”
“Come on, Sungmin, why not?”
“Because it’s stupid, Henry.”
“It is not stupid! I didn’t say it was stupid when you wanted to use handcuffs last week!”
“But that was hot.”
“And this will be hot for me!”
“But it doesn’t make sense!”
“Why not?”
“Because A; I’m older than you, and B; I’m a man!”
“…So?”
“So I am not calling you oppa, Henry.”
“Awww, come on!”
“I don’t understand why you want me to do this. You’re not even Korean.”
“Because it’ll be fun! Please?”
“Do you want me to wear a schoolgirl uniform, too???”
“Uhh…”
“If you say yes, I will literally kill you.”
“You make a hot school girl, though. I saw that episode of Intimate Note. Thank you, script writers. And Ryeowook.”
“…Henry.”
“Okay, okay, no schoolgirl outfit. You don’t have to glare at me like that.”
“Apparently I do.”
“So… that’s still a no on the oppa thing, then?”
“YES IT’S A NO.”
“I don’t see what’s so awful about it! It’s one word!”
Kyuhyun walks by.
“Watch, I bet Kyuhyun will do it.”
“Henry, don’t ask Kyuhyun-”
“Hey hyung! Will you do me a favor so I can prove something?”
“Uhh… sure?”
“Will you just call me oppa once real quick?”
“Uh…” He sees Sungmin’s death glare and a smirk spreads across his face. “Okay… oppa.”
“See, Sungmin! Look how easy that was!”
“Kyuhyun, I fucking hate you.”
“Love you too, hyung!” Kyuhyun grins sweetly as he walks away.
“So? How about it?”
“…Okay, fine. I’ll call you oppa in bed… on one condition.”
“What?”
“I top.”
“You want to top while you’re calling me oppa? That’s just ridiculous, Sungmin-hyung.”
“…You have got to be kidding me.”