Okay, I made it through a little over half the book. I went from being very amused to outright offended. Here's what I got down before I deleted the pdf off my computer.

( long, enter at own risk )

Okay, I am not over my fascination with Twilight. I recently procured the pdf book, because I really had to do a kind of double take, and check it out again. I decided to write in some mental comments in some of the text.

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