Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators! (Tora/Nao)
Title: Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators!
Author: butterflysaga
Band(s): Alice Nine,Mucc (Tatsurou), The GazettE (Reita)
Pairings: Tora/Nao, some Shou/Saga, some Saga/Hiroto, and very tiny tiny bits of Reita/Saga
Genre: Comedy, Romance, MxM
Rating: R for language, sexy scenes, and Saga
Warnings: Injury caused from laughter (I hope?)
Summary: Nao has moved into a new home. While getting settled in he finds himself in a bit of trouble which leads him to call Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators! Can they save the day and ultimately Nao's house?
Notes: I have no idea about bathroom renovation so I made all this shit up. In fact I make a lot of shit up! Like Nao's favorite color and Tora's ink. Also, much love goes out to my beta phillipthefrog who always inspires me and watches my horrible horrible grammar. Also most of these laughs are from conversations we've had and when we work together, a lot of evil ensues. Bahahahaha! *kisses her frog*
Part 1
Luckily for Nao and his house a friendly neighbor and his wrench had come to the rescue. Saga and Nao stared in dumb awe as the neighbor quickly turned off the water with a few strong turns to the facet's valve. "There ya go!" the neighbor said with a smile as he stood up.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Nao said
"No prob" he said with a shrug
"Please stay for dinner" Nao said in earnest, "I am a great cook and I'd love to pay you back"
"Dude it wasn't much haha literally took me like 2 seconds"
"Not the point! You came at a very dire time!"
"Haha sure why not then!"
"Great! OH! I'm Nao by the way and this is my friend Saga"
Saga looking a little red with embarrassment at the situation (and their stupidity) waved curtly with a tight grin.
"Tatsurou"
"Pleased to meet you!" Nao said with a bow
"Likewise!"
The three men headed into the kitchen then as Nao began preparing the meal quickly.
"You should really get someone out here to fix that bathroom man, people haven't lived in this house for aaaaages"
"You're probably right, is that expensive?" Nao inquired as he put a pot on the stove.
"You'll probably have to shop around but hey its a bathroom...thats like...the most important room in the house!"
Nao nodded and hummed in agreement. "TRUE!"
"I'd go with a family business or something, usually cheaper"
"Good idea! I'll look up some places after dinner"
*************
Nao, Saga, and now Tatsurou all sat in the living area drinking and listening to the evening DJs on the radio as Nao propped open his laptop. Tatsurou though a bit hesitant at first warmed up quickly to the two of them and now talked excitedly with Saga as the two men drank beer. Nao on the other hand drank his red stuff as he wanted to be sober while making this very important decision.
After spending a good 20 minutes surfing the web Nao finally saw one that caught his eye.
Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators. Bringing 30 years of experience and skill that you can trust.
Below that was the address, phone number, and email address. Scrolling down more Nao found that several individuals who used them had actually posted comments of their own.
5/5 Stars!
Our bathroom was an absolute mess when we first bought our home and after weeks of getting endless quotes from all over town we finally settled on Happy Smile, we're SO GLAD we did! Not only is it highly affordable but they were honest, dependable, and absolutely trust worthy. Our bathroom looks gorgeous and they allowed us to make small payments until we could pay it all off!
- Yamada Akio
Everything about Happy Smile is HAWT.
After working with them I'm not which one is more gorgeous, my bathroom or the guy they had come out. Yum.
- Inou Miko
You will not regret it!
My bathroom totally F***** flooded last month and after giving these guys a call they totally saved my life! I recommend them to everyone I know! These guys are skilled, honest, and very reasonable. Don't waste your money on a douchebag big daddy bathroom renovator!
- Suzuki Akira
"I think I found one!" Nao said with a beaming smile
Saga and Tatsurou looked over to him
"good work Nao-chan!" Saga said cheerfully.
"Waiiit let me look at this place" Tatsurou said taking a seat beside him, "I wanna make sure you aren't wasting your money"
Tatsurou took a hold of the laptop and began to read the comments, snorting a bit at the second one. "I'd call them and set up a consultation if you're sure, they say they're affordable. Just be careful with this stuff man, you could lose your money eaaaasy"
"Yea I know! But look! This Akira fellow says that they aren't douchey douches!" Nao said with a nod and a point at the screen causing Tatsurou to laugh a bit.
"True dat but you should see for yourself."
"Mmhmm! I'll give them a call in the morning!"
***************************
Tora was having a pretty shitty morning, he burned his tongue on his watery ass-tasting coffee, spilled watery ass-tasting coffee on his work shirt, and stepped in cat vomit right before he left his apartment. After 20 minutes of bitching out loud about the old lady traffic on his way to work he finally entered through the front door of Happy Smile. His father who seemed to always have a grumpy face grunted at him a hello before looking back down at his paper.
"Hey pops" Tora said as he took off his sunglasses and set down his coffee, his father looked back up at him.
"You can't dress like that to work Shinji"
"I spilled coffee on myself this morning"
"Go grab a shirt from the back"
Tora rolled his eyes and headed to the back, on his way the phone on the wall rang, grabbing it off the receiver he entered the back
"Happy Smile" Tora said in a grunt as he dug through the box of Happy Smile tshirts, picking up a medium sized one he stared with distaste at the giant smiley face on the front of it.
"HELLO!" a man yelped with too much cheer on the other line, causing Tora to remove the phone about a foot away from his ear.
"Ummmm is this Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators????"
"Yea..." Tora said with another grunt as he attempted to slip his shirt on while on the phone.
"Excellent! I'd like you to renovate my bathroom! My faucet ripped off and everything its terrible!"
Tora cringed at the high pitch yell the man on the other line seemed to like to talk in.
"No problem, we can fix pipes and do a wide variety of designs" Tora said as he slipped his shirt over his head, finally getting another arm in the shirt he went on, "Would you like to set up a consultation?"
"That would be perfect! Thank you so much!"
"Umm when would you be available to have us drop by?"
"As soon as possible please!"
Looking at his calendar by his locker Tora scanned the week, "I can come by this afternoon?"
"Really?! You guys really are awesome!"
Tora chuckled at the crazy this guy seemed to emit , "we totally are! Alright give me your address and name" he said finding a pen to write.
"Well I'm Nao"
"Alrighty Nao-san do you have a surname and an address?"
"Right! Hahaha! Murai Naoyuki is the full name" Nao went on also giving his address.
"Great I'll see you at 1 O'Clock?"
"Alrighty! Thank you Happy Smile!"
"Shinji"
"Shinji what?"
"Amano"
"Thank you Amano Shinji san!"
"Yea! See ya!"
"Bye bye!"
Tora clicked the phone off and shook his head. "Nutty as hell" he muttered.
Author: butterflysaga
Band(s): Alice Nine,Mucc (Tatsurou), The GazettE (Reita)
Pairings: Tora/Nao, some Shou/Saga, some Saga/Hiroto, and very tiny tiny bits of Reita/Saga
Genre: Comedy, Romance, MxM
Rating: R for language, sexy scenes, and Saga
Warnings: Injury caused from laughter (I hope?)
Summary: Nao has moved into a new home. While getting settled in he finds himself in a bit of trouble which leads him to call Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators! Can they save the day and ultimately Nao's house?
Notes: I have no idea about bathroom renovation so I made all this shit up. In fact I make a lot of shit up! Like Nao's favorite color and Tora's ink. Also, much love goes out to my beta phillipthefrog who always inspires me and watches my horrible horrible grammar. Also most of these laughs are from conversations we've had and when we work together, a lot of evil ensues. Bahahahaha! *kisses her frog*
Part 1
Luckily for Nao and his house a friendly neighbor and his wrench had come to the rescue. Saga and Nao stared in dumb awe as the neighbor quickly turned off the water with a few strong turns to the facet's valve. "There ya go!" the neighbor said with a smile as he stood up.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Nao said
"No prob" he said with a shrug
"Please stay for dinner" Nao said in earnest, "I am a great cook and I'd love to pay you back"
"Dude it wasn't much haha literally took me like 2 seconds"
"Not the point! You came at a very dire time!"
"Haha sure why not then!"
"Great! OH! I'm Nao by the way and this is my friend Saga"
Saga looking a little red with embarrassment at the situation (and their stupidity) waved curtly with a tight grin.
"Tatsurou"
"Pleased to meet you!" Nao said with a bow
"Likewise!"
The three men headed into the kitchen then as Nao began preparing the meal quickly.
"You should really get someone out here to fix that bathroom man, people haven't lived in this house for aaaaages"
"You're probably right, is that expensive?" Nao inquired as he put a pot on the stove.
"You'll probably have to shop around but hey its a bathroom...thats like...the most important room in the house!"
Nao nodded and hummed in agreement. "TRUE!"
"I'd go with a family business or something, usually cheaper"
"Good idea! I'll look up some places after dinner"
*************
Nao, Saga, and now Tatsurou all sat in the living area drinking and listening to the evening DJs on the radio as Nao propped open his laptop. Tatsurou though a bit hesitant at first warmed up quickly to the two of them and now talked excitedly with Saga as the two men drank beer. Nao on the other hand drank his red stuff as he wanted to be sober while making this very important decision.
After spending a good 20 minutes surfing the web Nao finally saw one that caught his eye.
Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators. Bringing 30 years of experience and skill that you can trust.
Below that was the address, phone number, and email address. Scrolling down more Nao found that several individuals who used them had actually posted comments of their own.
5/5 Stars!
Our bathroom was an absolute mess when we first bought our home and after weeks of getting endless quotes from all over town we finally settled on Happy Smile, we're SO GLAD we did! Not only is it highly affordable but they were honest, dependable, and absolutely trust worthy. Our bathroom looks gorgeous and they allowed us to make small payments until we could pay it all off!
- Yamada Akio
Everything about Happy Smile is HAWT.
After working with them I'm not which one is more gorgeous, my bathroom or the guy they had come out. Yum.
- Inou Miko
You will not regret it!
My bathroom totally F***** flooded last month and after giving these guys a call they totally saved my life! I recommend them to everyone I know! These guys are skilled, honest, and very reasonable. Don't waste your money on a douchebag big daddy bathroom renovator!
- Suzuki Akira
"I think I found one!" Nao said with a beaming smile
Saga and Tatsurou looked over to him
"good work Nao-chan!" Saga said cheerfully.
"Waiiit let me look at this place" Tatsurou said taking a seat beside him, "I wanna make sure you aren't wasting your money"
Tatsurou took a hold of the laptop and began to read the comments, snorting a bit at the second one. "I'd call them and set up a consultation if you're sure, they say they're affordable. Just be careful with this stuff man, you could lose your money eaaaasy"
"Yea I know! But look! This Akira fellow says that they aren't douchey douches!" Nao said with a nod and a point at the screen causing Tatsurou to laugh a bit.
"True dat but you should see for yourself."
"Mmhmm! I'll give them a call in the morning!"
***************************
Tora was having a pretty shitty morning, he burned his tongue on his watery ass-tasting coffee, spilled watery ass-tasting coffee on his work shirt, and stepped in cat vomit right before he left his apartment. After 20 minutes of bitching out loud about the old lady traffic on his way to work he finally entered through the front door of Happy Smile. His father who seemed to always have a grumpy face grunted at him a hello before looking back down at his paper.
"Hey pops" Tora said as he took off his sunglasses and set down his coffee, his father looked back up at him.
"You can't dress like that to work Shinji"
"I spilled coffee on myself this morning"
"Go grab a shirt from the back"
Tora rolled his eyes and headed to the back, on his way the phone on the wall rang, grabbing it off the receiver he entered the back
"Happy Smile" Tora said in a grunt as he dug through the box of Happy Smile tshirts, picking up a medium sized one he stared with distaste at the giant smiley face on the front of it.
"HELLO!" a man yelped with too much cheer on the other line, causing Tora to remove the phone about a foot away from his ear.
"Ummmm is this Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators????"
"Yea..." Tora said with another grunt as he attempted to slip his shirt on while on the phone.
"Excellent! I'd like you to renovate my bathroom! My faucet ripped off and everything its terrible!"
Tora cringed at the high pitch yell the man on the other line seemed to like to talk in.
"No problem, we can fix pipes and do a wide variety of designs" Tora said as he slipped his shirt over his head, finally getting another arm in the shirt he went on, "Would you like to set up a consultation?"
"That would be perfect! Thank you so much!"
"Umm when would you be available to have us drop by?"
"As soon as possible please!"
Looking at his calendar by his locker Tora scanned the week, "I can come by this afternoon?"
"Really?! You guys really are awesome!"
Tora chuckled at the crazy this guy seemed to emit , "we totally are! Alright give me your address and name" he said finding a pen to write.
"Well I'm Nao"
"Alrighty Nao-san do you have a surname and an address?"
"Right! Hahaha! Murai Naoyuki is the full name" Nao went on also giving his address.
"Great I'll see you at 1 O'Clock?"
"Alrighty! Thank you Happy Smile!"
"Shinji"
"Shinji what?"
"Amano"
"Thank you Amano Shinji san!"
"Yea! See ya!"
"Bye bye!"
Tora clicked the phone off and shook his head. "Nutty as hell" he muttered.