Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators! (Tora/Nao)
Title: Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators!
Author: butterflysaga
Band(s): Alice Nine,Mucc (Tatsurou), The GazettE (Reita)
Pairings: Tora/Nao, some Shou/Saga, some Saga/Hiroto, and very tiny tiny bits of Reita/Saga
Genre: Comedy, Romance, MxM
Rating: R for language, sexy scenes, and Saga
Warnings: Injury caused from laughter (I hope?)
Summary: Nao has moved into a new home. While getting settled in he finds himself in a bit of trouble which leads him to call Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators! Can they save the day and ultimately Nao's house?
Notes: I have no idea about bathroom renovation so I made all this shit up. In fact I make a lot of shit up! Like Nao's favorite color and Tora's ink. Also, much love goes out to my beta phillipthefrog who always inspires me and watches my horrible horrible grammar. Also most of these laughs are from conversations we've had and when we work together, a lot of evil ensues. Bahahahaha! *kisses her frog*
Nao got out of his bright yellow honda n600, a car handed down to him from his father, with a backpack over his shoulder and a coffee mug in his hand. Sighing happily he shut the door with his foot and smiled at Mr. Koga, his realtor. "Nao-san!" Mr Koga said with a smile and bowed slightly.
"Good morning Mr. Koga!" Nao said with a bright smile.
"Allow me to help you with your bag"
"Oh no no that won't be necessary!" Nao said with a laugh.
"Are you ready?"
"HAI!" Nao shouted with a dimpled grin, Koga chuckled awkwardly and held out his hand, in it a shiny key hung loosely from his fingers.
"You of course should be the one to open the door as this is your new home!" Koga said enthusiastically, Nao giggled happily and nodded his head quickly while snatching up the key.
"My first home! I can't believe it Mr. Koga!"
The two men walked to the front door of the one floor house, a very traditionally looking home from the outside. The house was a bit shabby a first glance but Nao found it charming and absolutely perfect. It was a project he was dying to get started with, a place he could see himself living the rest of his life in. Stopping a bit dramatically Nao looked at Koga as he lifted the key to the lock.
Koga waited patiently as Nao stared at him.
Nao pursed his lips in excitement as Koga stared at the door. Nao seeing Mr. Koga was waiting decided to go on ahead, unlocking it with the same slow speed as he did when lifting the key, Nao finally opened the door with flair.
"HOME!" Nao said and sighed rather satisfied, stepping in he tossed his bag on the floor as Koga entered as well.
"Now Nao-san if you have an problems or if you have any questions do keep in touch." Koga started as Nao began to open all the windows in the living area.
"You have my number" he went on
Nao stuck his head out of one of the windows and peered out into the back yard, which was simply a few yards of patched grass. Along the far corner however laid tons of cherry blossom petals from the tree which stood tall over the wooded fence and belonged to his neighbors.
Nao could just imagine the little garden he had planned blooming before his eyes.
"Nao-san?"
"Nao-san?"
Nao wanted cucumbers a nice tall vine of juicy cucumbers.
"...NAO-SAN"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?" Nao hummed and brought his head back inside, "OH! Yes! THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR KOGA!" Nao bowed deeply, "You have been wonderful! I'll call!"
Koga bowed back and extended his hand to shake Nao's in a western gesture. Nao saw him to the front door, "Thank you again! Goodbye!" Nao said quickly and Koga seemingly as eager as Nao nodded his head quickly and took his leave in a flash. Shutting the door behind him Nao spun around to face his dusty house. Placing his hands on his hips he looked around as if surveying everything closely. "Spring cleaning!" Nao shouted to no one and remembering he had his coffee tumbler in his hand took a big sip.
Pulling out his cell phone he pressed the "1" button on keypad.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiing Nao heard on the other end.
"Hello?"
"Saga-kun?" Nao said in a cheerful voice, "GUESS WHAT!!!"
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Nao bustled out of the kitchen and into the living area to a yawning Saga as he sat down on the now clean floor, crossing his legs under him he handed Saga a glass of strange looking red stuff. Saga furrowed his brows for a moment before shrugging and gulping the glass half down.
"I'm exhausted!" He whined at Nao "and this", he choked, "its too sweet Nao-chan!"
Nao giggled and took a drink from his own glass, wiping his mouth on his bright yellow shirt he set the glass down on the floor. "I like it! Strawberry"
Saga though looking displeased took another drink from his glass before setting it down. "What do we have left?"
"Hmmm the bathroom actually, but not to worry! I'll do that!" Nao said quickly and with a new burst of energy stood up after setting his glass down. "Put on some tunes Saga! I'm gonna finish up the cleaning, I put some fruit on the counter in the kitchen if you're hungry~"
"Yay" Saga said tiredly and stretched before laying on his belly to get to the radio Nao brought in.
"Mood?" Saga asked as Nao began to slip on large yellow gloves
"HIGH ENERGY OF COURSE!"
Nao sped happily to the bathroom and swung open the door as X Japan's Dahlia began to blare from the radio. Humming along Nao picked up the scrub brush and cleaning fluid he left in there for just this moment.
"OHHH MAAAAA DAAAAHLIAAA" Nao screeched along to the song, he could hear Saga doing the same through the wall which meant Saga had gone to the fruit in the kitchen.
Nao getting down onto his knees leaned over the ancient looking tub and turned on the faucet, the faucet squeaked a little but began to pour out cold water into the tub. "Ba baba bum bab baum bum bum bum" Nao sang to the drum beat as he poured the cleaning fluid into the tub, the faucet hissed to the beat as well. Scrubbing furiously with the rhythm Nao scrubbed and scrubbed.
"TSCHHHHHHHHH" The faucet sang
"BA BA BA" Nao sang
"TCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Nao looked up and just as he did so received a giant squirt in the eye. "AHHHH!" Nao squeaked in shock as the water sprayed buckets into his face. Dropping the scrubber Nao shielded his face and screamed.
Saga rushed into the bathroom, "NAO WHA-"
"I"M DROWNING IM DROWNING!!!" Nao screeched, "HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!"
"ITS OKAY! ITS OKAY! I"M TURNING IT OFF!" Saga yelled over him and hurriedly tried to turn it off, turning it with all his might he felt a strange snap and bringing his hand closer he found that he had took the faucet handle right off the wall.
"FUCK!" he cussed as Nao flailed
"ITS GONNA FLOOOOOOOD! WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?"
"I DONT KNOW!!" Saga screamed looking hopelessly at Nao
"I'LL CALL 119!!"
"NOO!" Saga shouted and grabbed Nao by the arm, his brain finally kicking in he said quickly,
"we'll just turn off the water to the whole house!"
Leaving the bathroom quickly both men went outside and tried to figure out where and how they could possibly do that.
"The main water line has to be here somewhere..." Saga muttered as he looked at what was probably the light box.
Nao in near tears grabbed Saga by the shirt, "MY HOUSE! MY NEW HOUSE!!!"
Author: butterflysaga
Band(s): Alice Nine,Mucc (Tatsurou), The GazettE (Reita)
Pairings: Tora/Nao, some Shou/Saga, some Saga/Hiroto, and very tiny tiny bits of Reita/Saga
Genre: Comedy, Romance, MxM
Rating: R for language, sexy scenes, and Saga
Warnings: Injury caused from laughter (I hope?)
Summary: Nao has moved into a new home. While getting settled in he finds himself in a bit of trouble which leads him to call Happy Smile Bathroom Renovators! Can they save the day and ultimately Nao's house?
Notes: I have no idea about bathroom renovation so I made all this shit up. In fact I make a lot of shit up! Like Nao's favorite color and Tora's ink. Also, much love goes out to my beta phillipthefrog who always inspires me and watches my horrible horrible grammar. Also most of these laughs are from conversations we've had and when we work together, a lot of evil ensues. Bahahahaha! *kisses her frog*
Nao got out of his bright yellow honda n600, a car handed down to him from his father, with a backpack over his shoulder and a coffee mug in his hand. Sighing happily he shut the door with his foot and smiled at Mr. Koga, his realtor. "Nao-san!" Mr Koga said with a smile and bowed slightly.
"Good morning Mr. Koga!" Nao said with a bright smile.
"Allow me to help you with your bag"
"Oh no no that won't be necessary!" Nao said with a laugh.
"Are you ready?"
"HAI!" Nao shouted with a dimpled grin, Koga chuckled awkwardly and held out his hand, in it a shiny key hung loosely from his fingers.
"You of course should be the one to open the door as this is your new home!" Koga said enthusiastically, Nao giggled happily and nodded his head quickly while snatching up the key.
"My first home! I can't believe it Mr. Koga!"
The two men walked to the front door of the one floor house, a very traditionally looking home from the outside. The house was a bit shabby a first glance but Nao found it charming and absolutely perfect. It was a project he was dying to get started with, a place he could see himself living the rest of his life in. Stopping a bit dramatically Nao looked at Koga as he lifted the key to the lock.
Koga waited patiently as Nao stared at him.
Nao pursed his lips in excitement as Koga stared at the door. Nao seeing Mr. Koga was waiting decided to go on ahead, unlocking it with the same slow speed as he did when lifting the key, Nao finally opened the door with flair.
"HOME!" Nao said and sighed rather satisfied, stepping in he tossed his bag on the floor as Koga entered as well.
"Now Nao-san if you have an problems or if you have any questions do keep in touch." Koga started as Nao began to open all the windows in the living area.
"You have my number" he went on
Nao stuck his head out of one of the windows and peered out into the back yard, which was simply a few yards of patched grass. Along the far corner however laid tons of cherry blossom petals from the tree which stood tall over the wooded fence and belonged to his neighbors.
Nao could just imagine the little garden he had planned blooming before his eyes.
"Nao-san?"
"Nao-san?"
Nao wanted cucumbers a nice tall vine of juicy cucumbers.
"...NAO-SAN"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?" Nao hummed and brought his head back inside, "OH! Yes! THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR KOGA!" Nao bowed deeply, "You have been wonderful! I'll call!"
Koga bowed back and extended his hand to shake Nao's in a western gesture. Nao saw him to the front door, "Thank you again! Goodbye!" Nao said quickly and Koga seemingly as eager as Nao nodded his head quickly and took his leave in a flash. Shutting the door behind him Nao spun around to face his dusty house. Placing his hands on his hips he looked around as if surveying everything closely. "Spring cleaning!" Nao shouted to no one and remembering he had his coffee tumbler in his hand took a big sip.
Pulling out his cell phone he pressed the "1" button on keypad.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiing Nao heard on the other end.
"Hello?"
"Saga-kun?" Nao said in a cheerful voice, "GUESS WHAT!!!"
********************************
Nao bustled out of the kitchen and into the living area to a yawning Saga as he sat down on the now clean floor, crossing his legs under him he handed Saga a glass of strange looking red stuff. Saga furrowed his brows for a moment before shrugging and gulping the glass half down.
"I'm exhausted!" He whined at Nao "and this", he choked, "its too sweet Nao-chan!"
Nao giggled and took a drink from his own glass, wiping his mouth on his bright yellow shirt he set the glass down on the floor. "I like it! Strawberry"
Saga though looking displeased took another drink from his glass before setting it down. "What do we have left?"
"Hmmm the bathroom actually, but not to worry! I'll do that!" Nao said quickly and with a new burst of energy stood up after setting his glass down. "Put on some tunes Saga! I'm gonna finish up the cleaning, I put some fruit on the counter in the kitchen if you're hungry~"
"Yay" Saga said tiredly and stretched before laying on his belly to get to the radio Nao brought in.
"Mood?" Saga asked as Nao began to slip on large yellow gloves
"HIGH ENERGY OF COURSE!"
Nao sped happily to the bathroom and swung open the door as X Japan's Dahlia began to blare from the radio. Humming along Nao picked up the scrub brush and cleaning fluid he left in there for just this moment.
"OHHH MAAAAA DAAAAHLIAAA" Nao screeched along to the song, he could hear Saga doing the same through the wall which meant Saga had gone to the fruit in the kitchen.
Nao getting down onto his knees leaned over the ancient looking tub and turned on the faucet, the faucet squeaked a little but began to pour out cold water into the tub. "Ba baba bum bab baum bum bum bum" Nao sang to the drum beat as he poured the cleaning fluid into the tub, the faucet hissed to the beat as well. Scrubbing furiously with the rhythm Nao scrubbed and scrubbed.
"TSCHHHHHHHHH" The faucet sang
"BA BA BA" Nao sang
"TCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Nao looked up and just as he did so received a giant squirt in the eye. "AHHHH!" Nao squeaked in shock as the water sprayed buckets into his face. Dropping the scrubber Nao shielded his face and screamed.
Saga rushed into the bathroom, "NAO WHA-"
"I"M DROWNING IM DROWNING!!!" Nao screeched, "HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!"
"ITS OKAY! ITS OKAY! I"M TURNING IT OFF!" Saga yelled over him and hurriedly tried to turn it off, turning it with all his might he felt a strange snap and bringing his hand closer he found that he had took the faucet handle right off the wall.
"FUCK!" he cussed as Nao flailed
"ITS GONNA FLOOOOOOOD! WHAT DO WE DO!?!?!?"
"I DONT KNOW!!" Saga screamed looking hopelessly at Nao
"I'LL CALL 119!!"
"NOO!" Saga shouted and grabbed Nao by the arm, his brain finally kicking in he said quickly,
"we'll just turn off the water to the whole house!"
Leaving the bathroom quickly both men went outside and tried to figure out where and how they could possibly do that.
"The main water line has to be here somewhere..." Saga muttered as he looked at what was probably the light box.
Nao in near tears grabbed Saga by the shirt, "MY HOUSE! MY NEW HOUSE!!!"