Wow, I'm drawing a blank here...
Today was weird. That is all.
Okay, not really. Firstly, I couldn't get to sleep last night. I didn't until nearly 2am. Then I was up and down all night and sleeping very lightly (I can sleep through anything and the stupid garage door opening woke me up this morning) then I woke up around 7, and couldn't get back to sleep so I just got up and went about my day.
I'm not sure what the hell was going on last night, either it was because I'm stressed and have a lot on my mind or I should never drink orange soda before bed. But on top of bad sleep patterns I had the weirdest damn dream this morning.
I got a new cell phone (this was what mostly stuck out in my mind after I woke up...I liked the cell phone...) and I setting it up and all admiring it when I get this phone call. So I pick up and say, "Hello?" Thinking 'who would have this number?' The voice on the other end goes, "Hello? This is Josh...Hartnett. Is D'Andrea there?" I'm all, in disbelief..."what?"
"D'Andrea....my girlfriend"
"Huh?"
"My wife?"
"WHAT???"
"My girlfriend..."
"Uhm...whatever..here...why the hell is he calling my phone?" and I handed the phone off to my sister. So this guy I like calls my cell phone for my sister. And for some reason the bitter irony of the situation struck me as amusing because for the rest of the day I would go to anyone who would listen, "Oh, you won't believe this shit..." and tell them. This was to almost everyone I know. Then I was at McDonalds ordering food, and felt I had to sneak around a school to not be seen (in real life it's an office building but in the dream it was a school) and ended up playing catch with some random guys in the field behind it (though it doesn't exist).
It was such a strange dream because a-I really liked the damn phone, b-so...my subconscious hates me so much (as well) that it gives Josh to my sister???? c-That weird wife thing in the middle there. What the hell was that? d-The fact that I found it so amusing. I don't know, I thought about it all day, because it was so weird.
Man dreams are funny.
Then I actually did catch Elliot giving away Dave tickets this morning. I've been trying to win all frickin' summer and this was the last desparate chance and I couldn't get through and the fucking Sprint goes, "Network Busy" god I hate Sprint. This is why I'm looking for new cell phone service. I'm tired of Sprint and their hateful service. I'm leaning toward AT&T right now. But I was upset I didn't win, even though I knew I wasn't. I really wanted to go and allllllllllll day every station was playing dave songs like, "CONCERT TONIGHT!!!" Bastards.
I got a last second dentist appt this afternoon, so it was my third doctor appt this week, and I have two next week. The last time I went to the dentist was in '99 before I went to school so she's grinding on my teeth with the pick axe they use and this water pic thing that wasn't a water pic, more like what satan uses to torture his bitches. It was a more acute spray that was quite painful. I really don't remember dentist trips being that damn masochistic. My mouth still feels weird.
This is where it gets really funny. I stop by the AT&T Wireless store on my way home to pick up information on a new cell phone and plan. This really nice lady asks if I need help and what plan I'm looking at. I tell her we would need regional or national because I go to school in Pennsylvania.
"Oh really, where"
"Central" (Duh, I'm slow)
"Penn State?"
"Yes!"
"Ahhh, yeah, my sister went there. I went up for all the parties."
So we talk a bit about what a party town it is. And then we discuss the plans and the free phone the website is giving away. So then we talk more about PSU while she looks up whether I can get the Penn State discount with an existing plan (because I would need to buy online). Blah blah blah. She wasn't sure and said, 'okay, call our customer care line and they'll be able to tell you better. Here, it is on the bottom of my card.' I took the card, and left. I didn't look at it until well after I got home and I was putting the stuff together to give to my mother. You ready? Okay..wait for it...her name...the name written on the card...Lori Hartnett.
*rimshot*
I thought that was hilarious, I almost fell over. The rest of the evening was...well, it was. I had to take my sister to by a new bed set in the evil Blazer. Of course Sams only takes Discover and my mom gave me the Visa. Who the hell has a Discover card? Stupid Sam's so we had to wait for her to show up to use the debit feature. And of course it was like standing inside the devil's ass out it was so hot so loading it into the car was not fun, nor was driving it home with absolutely no rear view.
Other than that nothing happend. I told my sister about the dream, she thought it was funny as hell. I keep calling her a boyfriend stealer just because it's so damn funny.
I'm convinced my life is just one big gag reel.
Okay, not really. Firstly, I couldn't get to sleep last night. I didn't until nearly 2am. Then I was up and down all night and sleeping very lightly (I can sleep through anything and the stupid garage door opening woke me up this morning) then I woke up around 7, and couldn't get back to sleep so I just got up and went about my day.
I'm not sure what the hell was going on last night, either it was because I'm stressed and have a lot on my mind or I should never drink orange soda before bed. But on top of bad sleep patterns I had the weirdest damn dream this morning.
I got a new cell phone (this was what mostly stuck out in my mind after I woke up...I liked the cell phone...) and I setting it up and all admiring it when I get this phone call. So I pick up and say, "Hello?" Thinking 'who would have this number?' The voice on the other end goes, "Hello? This is Josh...Hartnett. Is D'Andrea there?" I'm all, in disbelief..."what?"
"D'Andrea....my girlfriend"
"Huh?"
"My wife?"
"WHAT???"
"My girlfriend..."
"Uhm...whatever..here...why the hell is he calling my phone?" and I handed the phone off to my sister. So this guy I like calls my cell phone for my sister. And for some reason the bitter irony of the situation struck me as amusing because for the rest of the day I would go to anyone who would listen, "Oh, you won't believe this shit..." and tell them. This was to almost everyone I know. Then I was at McDonalds ordering food, and felt I had to sneak around a school to not be seen (in real life it's an office building but in the dream it was a school) and ended up playing catch with some random guys in the field behind it (though it doesn't exist).
It was such a strange dream because a-I really liked the damn phone, b-so...my subconscious hates me so much (as well) that it gives Josh to my sister???? c-That weird wife thing in the middle there. What the hell was that? d-The fact that I found it so amusing. I don't know, I thought about it all day, because it was so weird.
Man dreams are funny.
Then I actually did catch Elliot giving away Dave tickets this morning. I've been trying to win all frickin' summer and this was the last desparate chance and I couldn't get through and the fucking Sprint goes, "Network Busy" god I hate Sprint. This is why I'm looking for new cell phone service. I'm tired of Sprint and their hateful service. I'm leaning toward AT&T right now. But I was upset I didn't win, even though I knew I wasn't. I really wanted to go and allllllllllll day every station was playing dave songs like, "CONCERT TONIGHT!!!" Bastards.
I got a last second dentist appt this afternoon, so it was my third doctor appt this week, and I have two next week. The last time I went to the dentist was in '99 before I went to school so she's grinding on my teeth with the pick axe they use and this water pic thing that wasn't a water pic, more like what satan uses to torture his bitches. It was a more acute spray that was quite painful. I really don't remember dentist trips being that damn masochistic. My mouth still feels weird.
This is where it gets really funny. I stop by the AT&T Wireless store on my way home to pick up information on a new cell phone and plan. This really nice lady asks if I need help and what plan I'm looking at. I tell her we would need regional or national because I go to school in Pennsylvania.
"Oh really, where"
"Central" (Duh, I'm slow)
"Penn State?"
"Yes!"
"Ahhh, yeah, my sister went there. I went up for all the parties."
So we talk a bit about what a party town it is. And then we discuss the plans and the free phone the website is giving away. So then we talk more about PSU while she looks up whether I can get the Penn State discount with an existing plan (because I would need to buy online). Blah blah blah. She wasn't sure and said, 'okay, call our customer care line and they'll be able to tell you better. Here, it is on the bottom of my card.' I took the card, and left. I didn't look at it until well after I got home and I was putting the stuff together to give to my mother. You ready? Okay..wait for it...her name...the name written on the card...Lori Hartnett.
*rimshot*
I thought that was hilarious, I almost fell over. The rest of the evening was...well, it was. I had to take my sister to by a new bed set in the evil Blazer. Of course Sams only takes Discover and my mom gave me the Visa. Who the hell has a Discover card? Stupid Sam's so we had to wait for her to show up to use the debit feature. And of course it was like standing inside the devil's ass out it was so hot so loading it into the car was not fun, nor was driving it home with absolutely no rear view.
Other than that nothing happend. I told my sister about the dream, she thought it was funny as hell. I keep calling her a boyfriend stealer just because it's so damn funny.
I'm convinced my life is just one big gag reel.