There's something a tiny bit twisted about cackling over Calvin and Hobbes bathtime comic strips of an evening, thinking fondly about how they remind one of one's own childhood bathtimes, and half an hour later looking in on one's bathing child to see a tub full of poop being happily consumed by said child and having to drain the tub, sanitise the ( Read more... )

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So, Molly is usually fussy until about 11.30-midnight and then goes to sleep, right ( Read more... )

So, Molly's personal drinking fountains?

A couple minutes ago, they sprung a leak, causing me to verbalise my hope that she would wake up soon and be very hungry.

Not thirty seconds passed before she woke up.

Hungry.

Uuuuuuuuh... my cinnamon rolls are alive.

As in, they're TALKING to me.

In some weird, cryptic, crackly cinnamon roll voice.

What do you suppose they are attempting to tell me?

I... I can't believe this is for real.

This is unbelievable.

Seriously... how could someone be that stupid? The poor guy.

I would go to the Vatican just for the hot priests calendars. I think I would. The weirdness of it is too much to resist.

I'm glad for ruthette's cheering Rome post of this morning because I am utterly miserable. My allergies or whatever they are appear to have become a cold, though i thought that the other day too. I woke up at 4 and could NOT go back ( Read more... )

In the early morning hours of hazy brain, between dozing and being woken up by the heat generated by an orange fuzzball, I heard "El Condor Pasa" playing in my head, but the words were:

I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain,
Yes I would
If I could

I think I need psychoanalysis.

Blogger mysea reports that anarchists have stolen Leo Trotsky's ashes from a cemetery in Mexico City and baked them into cookies. The cookies were then sent to journalists, Trotskian organizations and fellow anarchist groups world-wide along with a cynical, philosophical treatise on political re-carnation. Mmm... Trotscookies. A commenter replies ( Read more... )