chuck noris wasnt born he punched his way out of the womb and grew a beard

chuck noris doesnt have aids but he gives it to people anyways

chuck noris doesnt sleep he just sits there and waits

"Pull!!!", then a shot gun goes off... after a few of 'thoughts' a woman comes over ( Read more... )

i know we have talked about a road trip possibly sometime in the future a couple times...
i thought this looked pretty damn cool
http://www.burningman.com/
if ya dont think it ya like it.. the site is pretty cool still

*overexcited old man wearin' a red sweatpant suit with a blue strip down the arm screams out ( Read more... )

http://media.putfile.com/Who-is-Leroy-Jenkins

didnt take long to find some cool pics...
cant insert them so heres the link...

http://www.rockpalastarchiv.de/bild/rar02/rar02-7.html

yet another billion dollar idea from mark cuban...

http://www.icerocket.com/

get your up to the minute info...

http://www.pwned.nl/
lol

two muffins are in a stove 'bakin'
the muffin on the left says 'man... its gettin hot in here, huh?'
the muffin on the right says'HOLLY SHIT!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!'
HAHAHAHA...
lol.. i thought it was funny...

a few seconds pass as i fall in to the cool down after my warp from god knows where ( Read more... )