sorry, kitties.

[butlerincrime]

[ If you had noticed the lack of cats in streets nearby, there's a totally plausible reason.

Sebastian is hording them.

Cats are so perfect, so sweet and genuine, with soft fur and sweet little paws and - they are quiet, and never annoy him

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[nekomimi_sweets]

[Guess who sees him sneaking a cat inside! Yup, little miss "cannot take care of cats"]

Wh-where did you get her? [Because all cats are girls]

[butlerincrime]

Hmm...? I do believe this cat is a male - but to answer your question, all of the precious felines have been wandering around the town.

[nekomimi_sweets]

Oh, sorry... But uhm, how many have you found?

[oh goodness she's going to have to help take care of them this isn't good what if they don't like her or they get sick and she doesn't know what to do?]

[butlerincrime]

About seventy three in all, I believe.

Not enough, obviously.

[perfektsymmetry]

[One of the cats you pick up is a large, laid-back white one who doesn't protest when given attention and/or food. The problem is, after a bit, his owner is going to come looking for him. Crowe knows the last place he saw him is your street, so he's looking around and calling the cat's name.]

Watson? Where'd you go?

[butlerincrime]

[ HIDES THE CAT IN THE MAILBOX. ]

Are you perhaps, missing someone...?

[perfektsymmetry]

Oh, yeah, I'm looking for--

[Upon hearing Crowe's voice, Watson lets out a meow from inside the mailbox.]

...my cat.

[Crowe gives you a flat look.]

He's... he's in there, isn't he.

[butlerincrime]

...

[ Sebastian opens the mailbox, retrieving the cat. ]

I wonder how he got in there!

[glompedbystakes]

[so there is a cat boy pawing on the grass of your lawn.

what do you do.]

[butlerincrime]

[ OH SUCH A PRECIOUS KITTY, LET SEBASTIAN LOVE YOU AND CUDDLE YOU FOREVER. PETPETPET. ]

Such a beautiful, gracious animal you are, even if you resemble a filthy humanoid.

[glompedbystakes]

U-Uryu!

[STRANGER DANGER. he'll be backing up now, staring at you.]

[butlerincrime]

No, its alright!

[ He just wants to pet you, keep you inside of his house and nevernevernever let any harm come to you, IT'S OKAY. ]

[wondering_eye]

[pointing at an orange cat]

Excuse me. He's mine. Don't take him.

[butlerincrime]

[ Oh really? Sebastian glances down at the cat, then scratches behind his ear. ]

Alright, but you should really watch him closer.

[wondering_eye]

Until recently, I had a housemate who objected to me keeping him inside.

[butlerincrime]

You could have hidden him.

[ Albeit, he'll be giving the cats he stole rescued back. ]

[kleinefurstin]

... I can't say I expected this.

[butlerincrime]

I do believe that all stable homes should have a feline companion.

[ Or thirty. ]

[kleinefurstin]

But so many?

[butlerincrime]

There is never too many.