sorry, kitties.

[butlerincrime]

[ If you had noticed the lack of cats in streets nearby, there's a totally plausible reason.

Sebastian is hording them.

Cats are so perfect, so sweet and genuine, with soft fur and sweet little paws and - they are quiet, and never annoy him

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[kleinefurstin]

... I can't say I expected this.

[butlerincrime]

I do believe that all stable homes should have a feline companion.

[ Or thirty. ]

[kleinefurstin]

But so many?

[butlerincrime]

There is never too many.

[kleinefurstin]

If we had a bigger house, maybe...

[butlerincrime]

Regardless of it's size, the cats are still not in high enough numbers.

[kleinefurstin]

But they might start fighting if they're too cramped.

[butlerincrime]

Of course not, you see, I have taken outstanding measures to assure that they will all behave.