Chapter 001: That Butler, Arrival

[butlerfromhell]

[Have a demon butler in your church. He blinks at the sudden change in setting, and raises an eyebrow at the irony of a demon in a church. He looks outside and frowns. This is not where he intended to be.]

How exceedingly irritating.

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[cloudsofwhite]

[Staaaaaaare]

Watch out. There might be communist spies here.

[butlerfromhell]

[Stares back. What the hell are you talking about?]

Pardon me?

[cloudsofwhite]

If I tell you, wouldn't that blow your cover?

[Head tilt]

Does your pen explode?

[butlerfromhell]

[What a strange child.]

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

[cloudsofwhite]

[You don't know the half of it. Staaare]

Oh. Has your secret mission been kept a secret from you?

[butlerfromhell]

I do not have a "secret mission." I am afraid you must have me mistaken for someone else, milady.

[cloudsofwhite]

Then do you have a regular mission?

[butlerfromhell]

Such as?

[cloudsofwhite]

Stopping evil by moonlight?

[butlerfromhell]

[Well that's a... strange way of putting it. Obviously he's not going to tell this girl what Ciel does and how he assists, since that's classified.]

I am terribly sorry to disappoint, but I am simply a butler. [Small bow.]

[cloudsofwhite]

Oh. [Staaaaare]

That's okay. I like bats, too.

[butlerfromhell]

[What?]

Pardon me?

[cloudsofwhite]

Butlers always like bats. I think. Don't they?

[butlerfromhell]

It depends upon your point of view, I'm sure.

[cloudsofwhite]

Do you like bats?

[butlerfromhell]

Not particularly. I much prefer cats.