Chapter 001: That Butler, Arrival

[butlerfromhell]

[Have a demon butler in your church. He blinks at the sudden change in setting, and raises an eyebrow at the irony of a demon in a church. He looks outside and frowns. This is not where he intended to be.]

How exceedingly irritating.

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[cloudsofwhite]

[Staaaaaaare]

Watch out. There might be communist spies here.

[butlerfromhell]

[Stares back. What the hell are you talking about?]

Pardon me?

[cloudsofwhite]

If I tell you, wouldn't that blow your cover?

[Head tilt]

Does your pen explode?

[butlerfromhell]

[What a strange child.]

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

[variant]

Huh?

[butlerfromhell]

[Raises an eyebrow. Non-human child thing. Huh.]

Do you need assistance?

[variant]

No, why would I?

[butlerfromhell]

I was merely attempting to be polite in the offer.

[tree_hugr]

Is something the matter, sir?

[butlerfromhell]

[Oh hello.]

I believe so. It appears I have been... transported.

[tree_hugr]

I see. So then you must be a newcomer here. I am sorry, however, I do not believe it is possible to leave. You are in Template.

This may seem very confusing for you so if you have any questions I will be glad to offer help.

[butlerfromhell]

...Impossible to leave? That is curious. And even more irritating. [He's agitated now, but it's hard to tell.

But he smiles politely at the offer.]

I thank you. I must confess I have not heard of this... Template. Where is it?

[butlerfromhell]

Oh? May I inquire as to what you mean by that?

[butlerfromhell]

Ah, I apologize for being unclear. I meant to ask why you consider it an understatement.

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[choirofwolves]

[PINGED]

[choirofwolves]

Well, hello there!

[butlerfromhell]

[ALSO PINGED.]

Hello.

[choirofwolves]

You okay there? Do you need anything?