COMPLETE AND TOTAL RANDOMNESS! WOOTNESSAGE!
I AM COMPLETELY BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND! SO I'M POSTING THIS SHIT
BECAUSE I AM. BLAHBLAH and this cd has me fucking hyper as hell! Gotta
love MEST!!!!!!
...my new paper smells like a leather jacket.
...my throat hurts. i think i have throat cancer.
...*and all i can think of are ways to die alone...* daniel johns is a fucking god. silverchair=greatness. nuff said.
...my bologna has a first name, it's F-U-C-K-OFF. hehe.
...damnit, why can't penguins fly? do you think they feel deprived in the least bit?
...if a cat had three balls, would it be called a tres-balled mieze (three-balled pussy)? hehe :ponders:
...why are safety pins called "safe" anyway? they're never safe when they're in my possession... and we're not elaborating on that one. only like 3 people in this entire world know what i'm talking about here.
...WOOT I HAVE A UNICORN LIVING UNDER THE PORCH IN MY BACK YARD!
...and it is friends with the gnomes that live under there too! the gnomes have their own lil village, they sacrifice one another for the pink flamingo god!
...i had a cat once. one year it ate tinsel off our christmas tree and the next time it took a crap, it had this piece of silver tinsel hanging out his ass for a while. true story.
...lyndsey's pussface's name is Kiefers!! AND KIEFS HAS A SMALL HEAD AND A BIG BODY!
...ICH SPIELE SCHACH IMMER IM WINTER! BWAHAHA oh the memories of German class!
...atreyu concert, november 22--between songs someone from the crowd yells "PLAY SOME METALLICA!" and the drummer of atreyu goes "METALLICA SUCKS!" and everyone cheers. INCLUDING ME haha good times good times.
...even better times--seeing GANGSTA JOE at a harcoreish concert. THEN doing the "whore sneeze" right behind a dumb ass blond who shouldn't have been there!
...YOU HAVE A PIECE OF PIZZA IN YOUR MIEZE!
...your mieze SMELLS like a piece of pizza. EWWWWW GO WASH YOURSELF!
...BLAME IT ON THE VAGINA! (copyright casey)
...*movie quote* OH REXY YOU'RE SOOO SEXXXXXY! Haha DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE EMPIRE!
...give me a bacardi raz, put an empy hamper in front of me and i can do an awesome trick!
...FRANK SINATRA IS MY HEEEEERO!
...LIGHT ONE UP FOR THE KNEEGROWS, BIAAATCH!
...the lead singer of Bowling For Soup's name is Jaret Reddick. REDDICK.
...and he is lyndsey's secret boyfriend since he smiled at her at Warped! HELL YEAH!
...WITH THE TOP DOWN SEAT BACK, ROLLIN IN MY......nissan sentra. Wait, how did I get the top of my car down!?
that's all for now, my mind has run blank BWAHAHAHAHAA YEAH FUCKING RIGHT i just can't think of anymore randomness PEACE OUT PUNKASSES!!
...my new paper smells like a leather jacket.
...my throat hurts. i think i have throat cancer.
...*and all i can think of are ways to die alone...* daniel johns is a fucking god. silverchair=greatness. nuff said.
...my bologna has a first name, it's F-U-C-K-OFF. hehe.
...damnit, why can't penguins fly? do you think they feel deprived in the least bit?
...if a cat had three balls, would it be called a tres-balled mieze (three-balled pussy)? hehe :ponders:
...why are safety pins called "safe" anyway? they're never safe when they're in my possession... and we're not elaborating on that one. only like 3 people in this entire world know what i'm talking about here.
...WOOT I HAVE A UNICORN LIVING UNDER THE PORCH IN MY BACK YARD!
...and it is friends with the gnomes that live under there too! the gnomes have their own lil village, they sacrifice one another for the pink flamingo god!
...i had a cat once. one year it ate tinsel off our christmas tree and the next time it took a crap, it had this piece of silver tinsel hanging out his ass for a while. true story.
...lyndsey's pussface's name is Kiefers!! AND KIEFS HAS A SMALL HEAD AND A BIG BODY!
...ICH SPIELE SCHACH IMMER IM WINTER! BWAHAHA oh the memories of German class!
...atreyu concert, november 22--between songs someone from the crowd yells "PLAY SOME METALLICA!" and the drummer of atreyu goes "METALLICA SUCKS!" and everyone cheers. INCLUDING ME haha good times good times.
...even better times--seeing GANGSTA JOE at a harcoreish concert. THEN doing the "whore sneeze" right behind a dumb ass blond who shouldn't have been there!
...YOU HAVE A PIECE OF PIZZA IN YOUR MIEZE!
...your mieze SMELLS like a piece of pizza. EWWWWW GO WASH YOURSELF!
...BLAME IT ON THE VAGINA! (copyright casey)
...*movie quote* OH REXY YOU'RE SOOO SEXXXXXY! Haha DAMN THE MAN, SAVE THE EMPIRE!
...give me a bacardi raz, put an empy hamper in front of me and i can do an awesome trick!
...FRANK SINATRA IS MY HEEEEERO!
...LIGHT ONE UP FOR THE KNEEGROWS, BIAAATCH!
...the lead singer of Bowling For Soup's name is Jaret Reddick. REDDICK.
...and he is lyndsey's secret boyfriend since he smiled at her at Warped! HELL YEAH!
...WITH THE TOP DOWN SEAT BACK, ROLLIN IN MY......nissan sentra. Wait, how did I get the top of my car down!?
that's all for now, my mind has run blank BWAHAHAHAHAA YEAH FUCKING RIGHT i just can't think of anymore randomness PEACE OUT PUNKASSES!!