"There was a crooked man"

[but_fearitself]

Who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Against a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house."

Y'all, I don't even got a preamble rant today, all I got to say is I am so excited about

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[mr_nygma]

Wey-hey, I should totally bring some 3-D specs and make this party a real fiesta! If you know what I mean.

[paiyrx]

[mr_nygma]

Bateman here totally knows what I mean.

[paiyrx]

I.. think I do?

[mr_nygma]

Oh haaaale yes. You were in Lambda Lambda Lambda, weren't you? I swear, you come off as a Tri-Lam.

Unless...you were in Omega Mu, amirite?

[paiyrx]

You need to take some.. Valium or something..

[mr_nygma]

Haha, good one! But I'd much prefer to be nothing like Courtney.

[paiyrx]

She's on Xanax actually. And don't worry, you're not as slutty as her. Not quite.

[mr_nygma]

She's most likely already had Valium. Xanax is the gateway drug, didn't you know?

Also, no one could be as slutty as Courtney. I have files on you and your friends and I know.

[paiyrx]

Why do I get the feeling that you placed hidden cameras in my house and watch me shower..

[mr_nygma]

Don't flatter yourself.

[paiyrx]

[but_fearitself]

TRI-LAM ALL THE FUCKING WAY BRAAAAAAA

[mr_nygma]

3 STORY GRAVITY BONG OR SOME SHIT, WOOOOO

[but_fearitself]

Ed?

I am trying real hard not to know what you mean, son.

[mr_nygma]

Do you want to know what I mean?