"I've got Busch. Oh, and Busch-Lite."
True story.
So this morning i had a few extra moments in the shower, and i decided to thoroughly shave my legs and, ah-hem, the rest, because i havent dont so nicely in a week or so (yeah, i know, im a gross-amazon woman), and i was like "you know, i am going to moisturize today like its my job." so i took my sweet-ass time in the shower shaving, using raspberry rain shaving cream instead of soap, trying to get every stubby hair-i even exfoliated. then i get out of the shower, throw a towel on, and procede to get both firming body lotion AND anti-cellulite cream, neither of which really work i think, but im hoping itll be like the placebo effect-if i believe it, it will happen.
i looked over to sher's bed, even though i cant see anything b/c i dont have my contacts in, and i was like, shes sleeping, just drop the towel, its nothing she hasnt seen before anyway. its just EASIER to moisturize naked. so i drop it, im butt-ass naked, luxuriously lathering my body with lotions, taking my time to get every part, legs, back, stomach, everything-the process takes about 10 minutes. and then i think, hey, i dont have to put on my towel quite yet, so i do a couple more things in my birthday suit, comb my hair, whatever, then wrap it around me and go to get my contacts.
i put in my contacts, and nonchalantly glance through my reflection towards sher's bed.
and saw carlo.
and froze like a deer in headlights, looking at my own eyes like, o. my. god. if carlo saw me naked...then i grabbed my clothes and ran into the bathroom.
i dont think he saw, thank god, because i would never hear the end of it from him.
and the moral of the story is:
always know who youre sleeping with before you take off your clothes.
So this morning i had a few extra moments in the shower, and i decided to thoroughly shave my legs and, ah-hem, the rest, because i havent dont so nicely in a week or so (yeah, i know, im a gross-amazon woman), and i was like "you know, i am going to moisturize today like its my job." so i took my sweet-ass time in the shower shaving, using raspberry rain shaving cream instead of soap, trying to get every stubby hair-i even exfoliated. then i get out of the shower, throw a towel on, and procede to get both firming body lotion AND anti-cellulite cream, neither of which really work i think, but im hoping itll be like the placebo effect-if i believe it, it will happen.
i looked over to sher's bed, even though i cant see anything b/c i dont have my contacts in, and i was like, shes sleeping, just drop the towel, its nothing she hasnt seen before anyway. its just EASIER to moisturize naked. so i drop it, im butt-ass naked, luxuriously lathering my body with lotions, taking my time to get every part, legs, back, stomach, everything-the process takes about 10 minutes. and then i think, hey, i dont have to put on my towel quite yet, so i do a couple more things in my birthday suit, comb my hair, whatever, then wrap it around me and go to get my contacts.
i put in my contacts, and nonchalantly glance through my reflection towards sher's bed.
and saw carlo.
and froze like a deer in headlights, looking at my own eyes like, o. my. god. if carlo saw me naked...then i grabbed my clothes and ran into the bathroom.
i dont think he saw, thank god, because i would never hear the end of it from him.
and the moral of the story is:
always know who youre sleeping with before you take off your clothes.