Dear Santa

[busybookworm]

Ok, here's what you do:

FIRST, go to this website and write your letter to santa
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

SECOND, copy and paste your letter into the comments section of this journal

THIRD, click here and read my letter to santa

Comments

Dear Santa

[anonymous]

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Justin's Office party. It was Matt who spiked the punch with too much coke. I can't help it if I drank 83 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like gasoline.

I thought it was funny when I put Brian Powell's sock on my head and danced the tango on the table while singing `Amazed'. I didn't mean to break Justin's X Box and don't know why Justin would accuse me of manslaughter.

I don't remember calling Nick's wife a hairy Goat---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Michelle's husband's pinky toe, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Corvette through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a high wallaby and have me arrested for jay walking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all chunky and slimy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this petite stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Joe (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 924 bucks!

-- Joe