Dear Santa

Dec 13, 2005 16:29

Ok, here's what you do:

FIRST, go to this website and write your letter to santa
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

SECOND, copy and paste your letter into the comments section of this journal

THIRD, click here and read my letter to santa

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Joe's Office party. It was Anita who spiked the punch with too much Mt. Dew. I can't help it if I drank 21 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Lauren's bra on my head and danced the The Chicken Dance on the couch while singing `"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"'. I didn't mean to break Joe's iPod and don't know why Joe would accuse me of burglary.

I don't remember calling Nick's wife a silly Pig---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and silver lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kristiana's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that cheeseball.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Red Van through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cold elephant and have me arrested for hit and run!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all shiny and beautiful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this happy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Jennifer (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!

FOURTH, if you wish you can do the same thing at your own site!

Let's try to keep it clean!

Merry Christmas!
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