Jun 03, 2008 08:11
1
The movie Caged Fury oozes crazed shirtless scurrying women taught in prison to be submissive view the flick if your not stricken with a prudish streak from strict upbringing in which case you might want to place a sewer lid between the screen and your face
2
An alien found itself within the municipal sewage system of of a major industrial city.
It had absolutely no idea how it had come there.
Either it was suffering from amnesia
Or its species was generally deficient
In what we humans call long term memory.
The alien thought that some of the material accumulated on the walls of the sewer pipe might be ok to eat.
This impression wasn't perfectly accurate.
The alien wandered along the pipes of the municipal sewage system snacking constantly on the thin layer of oily slime that coated the walls of the pipes
a few inches above the surface of the sewage flow.
This went on for approximately the span of one human lifetime.
Then, at 9:12 am, on May 21 2008, the alien abruptly stopped moving.
The alien hadn't had a clue that it was suffering from malnourishment (malnourishment = CAUSE OF DEATH).
3
Personally
I'm sorry that peoples' faces aren't more like sewer lids
Even though it is true that
"Manhole covers usually
Weigh more than 100
Pounds (roughly
50
Kg), partly
Because the weight
Keeps them in place
When traffic passes over
Them,
And
Partly because
They are often made
Out of cast
Iron,
Sometimes
With
Infills
Of
Concrete."
At least according to wikipedia
Today
June 4th
2008
4
I'm a sewer lid
Me too
Are you a lid
We are
With you
We heavy sit
Are hard to shift
And never let them know
But hint
Only
With mist mumbles and drones
And deep
Shadows which they see through holes
That all their streets've hollow tunnels underneath