Shenanigans!
Okay, I'm back. Lastnight, I concluded stage three of my Countdown Tour. First, the guys came by the store to pick me up. Since the store was dead, and we are preping ourselves for the WWE Summerslam Pay-Per-View, we decided to try wrestling moves on each other. Don't worry Matt, we didn't break anything.
Much like in the past, when this motley crew get together, there's nothing but shenanigans and tomfoolery! Me, being the wrestling historian and submission master easily locked Joe in my Gorilla Clutch for the submission tap out. After about 2 hours of shenanigans and tomfoolery (let's see how many times I can use those two words on this entry) we depart for Sean's place in the lovely, rustic Charlestown, MA for the PPV.
Proving myself to be the king of Fire Pro Wrestling (PS2 game), I quickly dispose of Josh in two quick rounds of Fire Pro. Before we could continue our video game shenanigans and tomfoolery, the PPV started.
Okay enough of my shenaniganish and tomfoolery like rantings, I shall do my match by match anyalsis of the pay-per-view.
Match 1: Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit (US Title Match)
A 20 seconds openning, as the best technical wrestler WWE have to offer 20 seconds of action. Hmmm...I guess its interesting way to show how effective Benoit can be.
Match 2: Matt Hardy vs. Edge w/Lita
Here we have the biggest feud in the pro wrestling world. Supposly, Edge had an affair with Lita behind Matt Hardy's life. This is for real now, not some storyline. After Hardy found out, he leaked it all over the net, which caused him to be fired by the WWE. Eventually with the fans' stench support, WWE hired him back, which lead to this match. After 5 minutes of brawl, Matt got busted open, ref called the match. Dare I say it?! SHENANIGANS! After speechless for a moment, we let out a collective boo to the TV screen.
You know what? WWE sucks. Rey Mysterio Jr vs. Eddie Guerrero for the custody of Rey's son. Only in pro wrestling, people. The match itself was better than their previous encounters. But just the sheer silliness of what this match is all about just killed it for me.
Kurt Angle vs. Eugene (you know this guy has mental handicap as his gimmick) was nothing more than a glorified squash match. Fans actually booed a guy that suppose to be retarded. Hahaha.
Next! WWE Championship: John Cena vs. Chris Jericho. Match of the night. Terrific match, with Jericho carrying Cena as usual. Two thumbs up!
JBL vs. Batista...blah...Hulk Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels...enough. Its hurting my head remembering this crap. Thank god for Ring of Honor.
After the pay-per-view, we continued our video game shenanigans and tomfoolery. As I continue to dominate Fire Pro Wrestling, as me and Dom won the Fire Pro tag team championship. Now I can off to the sunset as champion! Go me! Well, its on to say good bye to the crew after a fun night of shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Sometimes those guys drives me crazy, but usually we have a good time together. I'm going to miss them.
Much like in the past, when this motley crew get together, there's nothing but shenanigans and tomfoolery! Me, being the wrestling historian and submission master easily locked Joe in my Gorilla Clutch for the submission tap out. After about 2 hours of shenanigans and tomfoolery (let's see how many times I can use those two words on this entry) we depart for Sean's place in the lovely, rustic Charlestown, MA for the PPV.
Proving myself to be the king of Fire Pro Wrestling (PS2 game), I quickly dispose of Josh in two quick rounds of Fire Pro. Before we could continue our video game shenanigans and tomfoolery, the PPV started.
Okay enough of my shenaniganish and tomfoolery like rantings, I shall do my match by match anyalsis of the pay-per-view.
Match 1: Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit (US Title Match)
A 20 seconds openning, as the best technical wrestler WWE have to offer 20 seconds of action. Hmmm...I guess its interesting way to show how effective Benoit can be.
Match 2: Matt Hardy vs. Edge w/Lita
Here we have the biggest feud in the pro wrestling world. Supposly, Edge had an affair with Lita behind Matt Hardy's life. This is for real now, not some storyline. After Hardy found out, he leaked it all over the net, which caused him to be fired by the WWE. Eventually with the fans' stench support, WWE hired him back, which lead to this match. After 5 minutes of brawl, Matt got busted open, ref called the match. Dare I say it?! SHENANIGANS! After speechless for a moment, we let out a collective boo to the TV screen.
You know what? WWE sucks. Rey Mysterio Jr vs. Eddie Guerrero for the custody of Rey's son. Only in pro wrestling, people. The match itself was better than their previous encounters. But just the sheer silliness of what this match is all about just killed it for me.
Kurt Angle vs. Eugene (you know this guy has mental handicap as his gimmick) was nothing more than a glorified squash match. Fans actually booed a guy that suppose to be retarded. Hahaha.
Next! WWE Championship: John Cena vs. Chris Jericho. Match of the night. Terrific match, with Jericho carrying Cena as usual. Two thumbs up!
JBL vs. Batista...blah...Hulk Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels...enough. Its hurting my head remembering this crap. Thank god for Ring of Honor.
After the pay-per-view, we continued our video game shenanigans and tomfoolery. As I continue to dominate Fire Pro Wrestling, as me and Dom won the Fire Pro tag team championship. Now I can off to the sunset as champion! Go me! Well, its on to say good bye to the crew after a fun night of shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Sometimes those guys drives me crazy, but usually we have a good time together. I'm going to miss them.