i reject your reality and substitute my own.

[burntotears]

It's probably sad when you run out of all your good underwear that you like to wear because you need to do laundry pretty badly, but you are too lazy to do it until the absolute last day that you have to do it in order to have clean clothes for the new work week so you start wearing your granny panties that you haven't worn in years that are still in your underwear drawer only because you just haven't bothered to clean it out and throw them away but thank goodness you hadn't been bothered because if you had then you would have had to do laundry a few days ago and that would have ruined this entire cycle that you've started.

Yeah, it's probably sad, but I'm doing it right now anyhow.