REALITY IS THE KEY TO TRUTH

[burntcrispy]

Ya so I had a pretty wickedly funtastic day...I woke up to the sound of my crack hoe neighbour SCREAMING at his friggin kid but cause he let out a "small and stinky ass poop" (direct quote) on the toilet...I wonder if they even realize that there bathroom is attatched to my wall and I can hear EVERYTHING!!! Well as the bitterness takes hold...on a

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THE PUMPKINS!

[uprooted]

THAT GODDAMN COOKIE WAS MINE!!!!! IT WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!! IT WAS MY BAG OF COOKIES, AND YOU TAP INTO IT AND TAKE IT! i bet it was the best goddamn cookie fo your life wasnt it? oh man you are soooo done like dinner..and now you make fun of my typing abilities...you are gonna get taken out by a master samuria right now! i cant even wait to see you go down...its gonna be outta nowhere...and yu will never expect it. it will be amazing. You owe me HUGE for this Mac-Lean! YOU OWE ME!!!