REALITY IS THE KEY TO TRUTH

[burntcrispy]

Ya so I had a pretty wickedly funtastic day...I woke up to the sound of my crack hoe neighbour SCREAMING at his friggin kid but cause he let out a "small and stinky ass poop" (direct quote) on the toilet...I wonder if they even realize that there bathroom is attatched to my wall and I can hear EVERYTHING!!! Well as the bitterness takes hold...on a LIGHTER note I somehow managed to score a friggin A+ on my first Phil. essay!!! HOLY MOSES!!! I couldnt believe it...I seriously thought I was going to get like a C or something...and trust me folks I am not one of those really annoying people who are like "wahhhhh I did sooooo bad" and then they are like YA SO WHAT DID YOU GET? and they get like perfect...I really honestly thought I did terrible...but anywhops I am hap-hap-happy aboot that...ok and what is with the significant amount of creepy lurks in this school...dont get me wrong lurkin is in my Mic blood but these are those creepy guys who poke you with a pin and go home and resort to there Dungeons and Dragons...so I saw this guy lurking HUGE at me...and I had my cd case out ("Ashes of the Wake" by LAMB OF GOD) and he was like "yo man..." (sooo quietly...I pretty much thought a gnat flew past my ear lobe) and I was freaked to see he was actually like hovering above me while I was sitting down..."yo did you go to that show? man I have so many bruises from it..especially on my ass...would you like to see?" ok so maybe that last part didnt happen hahah but he was thinking that I am sure...oh lurk lurk lurks...scary shiznatch...ah well...ya so you know what else is awesome? getting a fortunes that says YOU LOVE CHINESE FOOD...because I got one yesterday...thats right...its amazing I know...

"I'll make all your dreams come true to life...and slay them as quickly as they came...smother another failure...as your laid to rest" - LAMB OF GOD (a threat to freaky Lurks!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!)