WHY you may ask? WHY DO I HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY EMOTIONS TO YOU, ASSHOLE? JESUS I HATE YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT FATTY FACE SO MUCH.
Cough.
Anyway, I've got a couple bits of NEWS for you all:
Firstly, my dad has been upgraded from "Choking to death on his tumors" to "Losing his hair but pretty okay otherwise" which is great
Second, I've been accepted to go to school
HERE which you get a fucking MEDAL for graduating from. The best way I can describe this is Awesome^3 or AWESOME CUBED which is somewhat of an understatement really.
I'd like to wish
auntiec a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY and
shaunmountain a premature one.
On a somewhat related note, I have found two (2) books that I am willing to give away while in the process of cleaning my room. One is a puzzle-book called
MAZE and the only condition I have is that if you take it you have to tell me how to solve it too. The second is the
I love to FART cookbook if anyone is interested in these please let me know and I'll mail them to you as soon as I can get some cash together for shipping.