Guess who's 18 today? ME!

It's days like these that I really miss my cell phone. IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 17 DAYS, GOD DAMMIT!

I would go out and buy a pack of cigarettes, but I'm sick, and I've learned the hard way not to smoke when you're sick.

Happy birthday, you stupid whore! I would call you and tell you that, but my dad has been on the phone since about 9 this morning. I hate when he works from home.

Hope you have fun being ill with your family, and coughing up stuff.

( Dance, dance. )