Diary of An Awesome Dragon
Title: Diary of An Awesome Dragon
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Fantasy, Romance
Pairing: Kyuhyun/girl!Sungmin, Hankyung/girl!Heechul maybe more to come
Summary: Heechul and Sungmin are dragons trying to fit in with the modern society. It's not so hard except that they're being hunted down by a strange group of people. Nope. Not hard at all.
Warning: Genderswitch, language (minor)
It was the fifth dead end and Kyuhyun was pissed. “When I get back to headquarters, I’m going to introduce Siwon hyung to something called map drawing classes.” Kyuhyun groaned as he threw the useless map into a bin and continued walking.
“This will be a piece of cake, he said. All you have to do is find a bunch of female dragons that are disguised as normal human beings, he said.” Kyuhyun kicked the wall and regretted it immediately after. “Now how in the world will I be able to do that? If the company’s so rich, why not buy a few high-tech weapons or something like that?” He complained while massaging his injured foot.
After walking aimlessly for a good half hour under the relentless summer sun Kyuhyun was pissed, tired and sweaty. It was then when he saw his savior, an ice cream shop with a big pink neon sign on the front that read ‘Shindong’s Famous Ice Cream’. The entire shop seemed to glow and he could have sworn he heard music in the background as he stared at the shop.
Taking a quick look at his wallet to make sure he has enough money (he has once been in a situation where he ate too much and couldn’t pay, hell that was embarrassing), he practically skipped into the shop with all his remaining amount of energy.
“Good afternoon sir. What can I get you?” A chubby man in his mid-thirties looked up from cleaning the table. “What would you recommend?” Kyuhyun asked, staring at the overhead menu. “I would say our strawberry ice cream is pretty famous around here. And of course our specialty would be our pumpkin ice cream. You can’t find it anywhere else in Seoul.” The man thumps his chest slightly with pride.
“I think I’ll take lemon lime thank you.” Kyuhyun answered taking a seat at a random table. The man shoots him a you-don’t-know-what-you’re-missing look before going behind the counter to prepare the ice cream. “Hey if your shop is so famous, how come it’s empty?”
“No one comes at this hour, except for our regular customer… and you.” As if on cue, a small girl dressed from head to toe in pink clothes (topped off with pink hair) walks into the shop. “Well speak of the devil.” The man says as he hand Kyuhyun his lemon lime ice cream.
“Hey Sungmin! What can I get for you today?” “Just the usual.” The man nods and disappears behind the counter again. “Hello! I’m Sungmin and I’m usually the only one around here at this time.” The girl happily took a seat opposite of Kyuhyun. “Kyuhyun.” The boy dryly responds.
Kyuhyun doesn’t know what surprised him more; the fact that Sungmin’s usual is two scoops of strawberry ice cream and two scoops of pumpkin ice cream with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, peanuts and rainbow rice as toppings. Or the fact that she finished all of that in five seconds flat.
“Amazing ain’t she? She still holds the record for ‘Most scoops of ice cream in a minute’.” The man chuckles slightly at Kyuhyun’s dumbfounded expression. “How many scoops would that be?” Kyuhyun can’t help but ask. “1307.” Kyuhyun choked.
“Shindong, another usual please.” Sungmin orders with the spoon still in her mouth. Shindong takes the empty bowl and walks away to prepare another one. “And you’re not fat?” Kyuhyun asks, analyzing Sungmin from head to toe (but all he saw was pink anyways). “Nope. I burn off fat really fast.” Sungmin says proudly.
“By the way, you’re eating your ice cream wrong.” Kyuhyun looks up with confusion written all over his face. “Your ice cream is melting already, that means you’re too slow. You have to eat it really fast from the right to the left. Many people eat from the top to the bottom, but that’s wrong. In order to fully enjoy the taste of ice cream it has to be eaten quickly from right to left.” Sungmin lectures as she waves the spoon around to emphasize her point.
Kyuhyun raises an eyebrow but continues to eat at his own pace. Sungmin’s second usual arrives shortly after and Kyuhyun notices she really does eat her ice cream from right to left in five seconds (he even counted this time).
The two had long since finished their ice cream but neither of them moved. They just sat there, one staring out the window while the other stared at a particular tile on the floor. There was silence (except for the sound of breaking glass in the background when Shindong dropped a few cups) but it wasn’t the awkward kind, it was more of a comfortable kind and neither wanted to leave.
Just then both their phones rang causing Kyuhyun to groan and Sungmin to sigh.
“Lee Sungmin, where the hell are you?! You were supposed to be here ten minutes ago!” A high pitched voice shrieked from the other end and Sungmin had to distant the phone from her ear to preserve her hearing. Dragons can go deaf too you know.
“Trust me. I’ll be there in two minutes.” She snapped the phone shut and ran off after a quick ‘I’ll pay you tomorrow.’
“Kyu babieeeeeeeeee!” “Teukie what do you want?!” Kyuhyun asked in an annoyed tone. “Are you ok? Are you safe? Is the sun giving you a hard time? You know you can always come back for a massage when you feel tired.”
“I told you, I’m not your child. And I’m doing perfectly fine.” “My boy has grown up already. I guess I should let you go but… after all those years of raising you, you could have at least showed me a bit of respect. Do you know how hard it is to carry you in my womb for nine fucking months! All the mood swings and excess fat. After giving birth I had many sleepless nights just to take care of you, you little ungrateful son of a bitch. Wait, that would make me a bitch… That’s not the point! Do you even know how much it cost to raise you?! The milk, the diapers, the clothes, the food and the tuition fees. Who do you think paid for all that?! Wait… Kangin? No stop! I’m not finished with… cookies! Really? Where? Kitchen?-“
“Hello? Is anyone there?”
“Kangin here. Sorry about Leeteuk.”
“Let me guess. He forgot his medication again, didn’t he?”
“Kinda…”
“Why do you even love him?”
“That’s for me to know and you to never find out.”
“Whatever. Anyway I got to go now; I got to meet with the principal regarding my enrollment.”
Kyuhyun paid for the ice cream and left the shop.
~
Following the directions given by a random old lady, Kyuhyun successfully made his way to the school without meeting with any dead ends in the road. He felt fairly pleased with himself and proceeded to the principal’s office.
The principal’s office had a Japanese theme. The floor was wooden. The door was decorated with painted bamboos. There were lanterns hung everyway and random Japanese calligraphy stuck onto the walls. In the center, there was a small wooden table (with a computer) and cushions to sit on.
The principal however, looked entirely different. She was wearing a pure white wedding dress complete with the veil but she was holding onto a fan. “You must be the new student.” She said fanning herself ever so slightly and gracefully.
“Yes m‘dm.” “No no no no no. You must call me Key. Now what is my name?” “Key?” “Good. Take this. This is your schedule, you start classes tomorrow and as for your uniform, you may wear anything you like as long as you do not expose more than 50% skin. Now you may leave.” She shooed him out of the room.
~
Dear diary,
You see my desperation. I’m actually using ‘dear diary’ now. Three major things happened today.
Firstly, there’s a new kid in school who is a serious bad luck magnet. He needs to get his feng shui* checked and buy more lucky charms or whatever. He ruined my favourite shoes! My converse! Damn that kid. I want to fry him and bake him and grill him. Then I shall cut of all his hair and then I’m gonna boil him and eat him for dinner. I mean seriously. My shoes!!! ASDHKWIESIMXMPICHMCRFHDEC !!!!!
Secondly, Sungmin thinks it’d be cool if she started a diary too so she got herself a pink notebook with pink paper and a pink pen with pink ink. Seriously, how’s she gonna see whatever she wrote. Anyway, her’s is never going to be half as awesome as mine. MUAHAHAHAHA.
The third/final thing that happened to day was the most awesome thing ever! Why? Because I friggin kissed Hankyung! Ok so it was an accident but who cares it’s still a friggin kiss. It’s not like I actually need to help of gravity to make the first move. I would have done it myself but gravity just helped me a little. So I admit it, I like Hankyung. Who doesn’t like a gullible Chinese hottie who knows kick-ass martial arts?
To: Gravity
From: Kim Heechul
Thanks for your help now could you help me float too?
The funniest thing is, I haven’t seen any signs of the weird organization today. They probably gave up… fat chance. I bet they have another pathetic excuse of an undercover agent again. They are really pathetic, I wonder how they created us in the first place? I’ll bet it’s pure luck. If I keep betting like this, I’ll win a lot of money.
Ok so I’ll stop writing now since I’ve nothing else to write about… maybe one day I’ll write about past events like the time Sungmin exploded the school toilet because she thought it’d be cool to see if she could burn up tampons.
~
“Ahem.”
“Fine~”
~
Ok so I’ll stop writing now since I’ve nothing else to write about… maybe one day I’ll write about past events like the time Sungmin exploded the school toilet because she thought it’d be cool to see if she could burn up tampons.
Or maybe stuff like defeating opponents despite being outnumbered 1000:2 but what’s the fun in that? Ok I’ll just shut up now. See ya tomorrow, Diary… I really should think of a name for you, Diary sounds retarded. Oh I got it! See ya tomorrow Heebum.
~
Heechul unnie has a diary so I going to start one too. I can’t see what I’m writing. Hello? Anything there?
A/N: Short diary entry by Heechul and a lot about KyuMin so voila random HanChul kiss. I haven’t been able to respond to previous comments but they were appreciated (I was away). Mistakes are my fault (and I’m lazy) and comments are appreciated.
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre: Fantasy, Romance
Pairing: Kyuhyun/girl!Sungmin, Hankyung/girl!Heechul maybe more to come
Summary: Heechul and Sungmin are dragons trying to fit in with the modern society. It's not so hard except that they're being hunted down by a strange group of people. Nope. Not hard at all.
Warning: Genderswitch, language (minor)
It was the fifth dead end and Kyuhyun was pissed. “When I get back to headquarters, I’m going to introduce Siwon hyung to something called map drawing classes.” Kyuhyun groaned as he threw the useless map into a bin and continued walking.
“This will be a piece of cake, he said. All you have to do is find a bunch of female dragons that are disguised as normal human beings, he said.” Kyuhyun kicked the wall and regretted it immediately after. “Now how in the world will I be able to do that? If the company’s so rich, why not buy a few high-tech weapons or something like that?” He complained while massaging his injured foot.
After walking aimlessly for a good half hour under the relentless summer sun Kyuhyun was pissed, tired and sweaty. It was then when he saw his savior, an ice cream shop with a big pink neon sign on the front that read ‘Shindong’s Famous Ice Cream’. The entire shop seemed to glow and he could have sworn he heard music in the background as he stared at the shop.
Taking a quick look at his wallet to make sure he has enough money (he has once been in a situation where he ate too much and couldn’t pay, hell that was embarrassing), he practically skipped into the shop with all his remaining amount of energy.
“Good afternoon sir. What can I get you?” A chubby man in his mid-thirties looked up from cleaning the table. “What would you recommend?” Kyuhyun asked, staring at the overhead menu. “I would say our strawberry ice cream is pretty famous around here. And of course our specialty would be our pumpkin ice cream. You can’t find it anywhere else in Seoul.” The man thumps his chest slightly with pride.
“I think I’ll take lemon lime thank you.” Kyuhyun answered taking a seat at a random table. The man shoots him a you-don’t-know-what-you’re-missing look before going behind the counter to prepare the ice cream. “Hey if your shop is so famous, how come it’s empty?”
“No one comes at this hour, except for our regular customer… and you.” As if on cue, a small girl dressed from head to toe in pink clothes (topped off with pink hair) walks into the shop. “Well speak of the devil.” The man says as he hand Kyuhyun his lemon lime ice cream.
“Hey Sungmin! What can I get for you today?” “Just the usual.” The man nods and disappears behind the counter again. “Hello! I’m Sungmin and I’m usually the only one around here at this time.” The girl happily took a seat opposite of Kyuhyun. “Kyuhyun.” The boy dryly responds.
Kyuhyun doesn’t know what surprised him more; the fact that Sungmin’s usual is two scoops of strawberry ice cream and two scoops of pumpkin ice cream with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, peanuts and rainbow rice as toppings. Or the fact that she finished all of that in five seconds flat.
“Amazing ain’t she? She still holds the record for ‘Most scoops of ice cream in a minute’.” The man chuckles slightly at Kyuhyun’s dumbfounded expression. “How many scoops would that be?” Kyuhyun can’t help but ask. “1307.” Kyuhyun choked.
“Shindong, another usual please.” Sungmin orders with the spoon still in her mouth. Shindong takes the empty bowl and walks away to prepare another one. “And you’re not fat?” Kyuhyun asks, analyzing Sungmin from head to toe (but all he saw was pink anyways). “Nope. I burn off fat really fast.” Sungmin says proudly.
“By the way, you’re eating your ice cream wrong.” Kyuhyun looks up with confusion written all over his face. “Your ice cream is melting already, that means you’re too slow. You have to eat it really fast from the right to the left. Many people eat from the top to the bottom, but that’s wrong. In order to fully enjoy the taste of ice cream it has to be eaten quickly from right to left.” Sungmin lectures as she waves the spoon around to emphasize her point.
Kyuhyun raises an eyebrow but continues to eat at his own pace. Sungmin’s second usual arrives shortly after and Kyuhyun notices she really does eat her ice cream from right to left in five seconds (he even counted this time).
The two had long since finished their ice cream but neither of them moved. They just sat there, one staring out the window while the other stared at a particular tile on the floor. There was silence (except for the sound of breaking glass in the background when Shindong dropped a few cups) but it wasn’t the awkward kind, it was more of a comfortable kind and neither wanted to leave.
Just then both their phones rang causing Kyuhyun to groan and Sungmin to sigh.
“Lee Sungmin, where the hell are you?! You were supposed to be here ten minutes ago!” A high pitched voice shrieked from the other end and Sungmin had to distant the phone from her ear to preserve her hearing. Dragons can go deaf too you know.
“Trust me. I’ll be there in two minutes.” She snapped the phone shut and ran off after a quick ‘I’ll pay you tomorrow.’
“Kyu babieeeeeeeeee!” “Teukie what do you want?!” Kyuhyun asked in an annoyed tone. “Are you ok? Are you safe? Is the sun giving you a hard time? You know you can always come back for a massage when you feel tired.”
“I told you, I’m not your child. And I’m doing perfectly fine.” “My boy has grown up already. I guess I should let you go but… after all those years of raising you, you could have at least showed me a bit of respect. Do you know how hard it is to carry you in my womb for nine fucking months! All the mood swings and excess fat. After giving birth I had many sleepless nights just to take care of you, you little ungrateful son of a bitch. Wait, that would make me a bitch… That’s not the point! Do you even know how much it cost to raise you?! The milk, the diapers, the clothes, the food and the tuition fees. Who do you think paid for all that?! Wait… Kangin? No stop! I’m not finished with… cookies! Really? Where? Kitchen?-“
“Hello? Is anyone there?”
“Kangin here. Sorry about Leeteuk.”
“Let me guess. He forgot his medication again, didn’t he?”
“Kinda…”
“Why do you even love him?”
“That’s for me to know and you to never find out.”
“Whatever. Anyway I got to go now; I got to meet with the principal regarding my enrollment.”
Kyuhyun paid for the ice cream and left the shop.
~
Following the directions given by a random old lady, Kyuhyun successfully made his way to the school without meeting with any dead ends in the road. He felt fairly pleased with himself and proceeded to the principal’s office.
The principal’s office had a Japanese theme. The floor was wooden. The door was decorated with painted bamboos. There were lanterns hung everyway and random Japanese calligraphy stuck onto the walls. In the center, there was a small wooden table (with a computer) and cushions to sit on.
The principal however, looked entirely different. She was wearing a pure white wedding dress complete with the veil but she was holding onto a fan. “You must be the new student.” She said fanning herself ever so slightly and gracefully.
“Yes m‘dm.” “No no no no no. You must call me Key. Now what is my name?” “Key?” “Good. Take this. This is your schedule, you start classes tomorrow and as for your uniform, you may wear anything you like as long as you do not expose more than 50% skin. Now you may leave.” She shooed him out of the room.
~
Dear diary,
You see my desperation. I’m actually using ‘dear diary’ now. Three major things happened today.
Firstly, there’s a new kid in school who is a serious bad luck magnet. He needs to get his feng shui* checked and buy more lucky charms or whatever. He ruined my favourite shoes! My converse! Damn that kid. I want to fry him and bake him and grill him. Then I shall cut of all his hair and then I’m gonna boil him and eat him for dinner. I mean seriously. My shoes!!! ASDHKWIESIMXMPICHMCRFHDEC !!!!!
Secondly, Sungmin thinks it’d be cool if she started a diary too so she got herself a pink notebook with pink paper and a pink pen with pink ink. Seriously, how’s she gonna see whatever she wrote. Anyway, her’s is never going to be half as awesome as mine. MUAHAHAHAHA.
The third/final thing that happened to day was the most awesome thing ever! Why? Because I friggin kissed Hankyung! Ok so it was an accident but who cares it’s still a friggin kiss. It’s not like I actually need to help of gravity to make the first move. I would have done it myself but gravity just helped me a little. So I admit it, I like Hankyung. Who doesn’t like a gullible Chinese hottie who knows kick-ass martial arts?
To: Gravity
From: Kim Heechul
Thanks for your help now could you help me float too?
The funniest thing is, I haven’t seen any signs of the weird organization today. They probably gave up… fat chance. I bet they have another pathetic excuse of an undercover agent again. They are really pathetic, I wonder how they created us in the first place? I’ll bet it’s pure luck. If I keep betting like this, I’ll win a lot of money.
Ok so I’ll stop writing now since I’ve nothing else to write about… maybe one day I’ll write about past events like the time Sungmin exploded the school toilet because she thought it’d be cool to see if she could burn up tampons.
~
“Ahem.”
“Fine~”
~
Ok so I’ll stop writing now since I’ve nothing else to write about… maybe one day I’ll write about past events like the time Sungmin exploded the school toilet because she thought it’d be cool to see if she could burn up tampons.
Or maybe stuff like defeating opponents despite being outnumbered 1000:2 but what’s the fun in that? Ok I’ll just shut up now. See ya tomorrow, Diary… I really should think of a name for you, Diary sounds retarded. Oh I got it! See ya tomorrow Heebum.
~
Heechul unnie has a diary so I going to start one too. I can’t see what I’m writing. Hello? Anything there?
A/N: Short diary entry by Heechul and a lot about KyuMin so voila random HanChul kiss. I haven’t been able to respond to previous comments but they were appreciated (I was away). Mistakes are my fault (and I’m lazy) and comments are appreciated.