Holy shit. After reading this:
http://community.livejournal.com/dbsg/2763001.html?view=80842489#t80842489 , I learned that SM auditions are practically in my backyard. Seriously. According to mapquest, they're a mere 1.57 miles away, a 4 minute drive. Heck, I can walk if it isn't too hot outside.
I want to go. Even though I'm not auditioning. I wonder if they'll let spectators in.
....What I'm really hoping for is for DBSK to make a surprise appeance as one of the judges or something. Ok, I am officially in dreamland.