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[bunchasavages]

[Here's a nice view of Randal's crappy room. It's messier than it was before, if that's possible. He hasn't been doing his laundry - sorry, Joker - and so dirty clothes are piling up. This isn't commentary on his hygiene; he'll do it when he runs out of clean clothes. You all can sympathize

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[love_dont_roam]

So if I aim lower, does that constitute a divorce?

[bunchasavages]

I don't believe in divorce.

[love_dont_roam]

You know every time someone says that a barrister falls down dead.

[bunchasavages]

Come on. I'll be a good husband. You can go to work.

I'll stay home and take care of the kids.

[love_dont_roam]

Any woman that would leave you alone with their children would have to be stark raving mad.

[bunchasavages]

Lady, any woman who would marry me and bear my children in the first place would have to be stark raving mad.

[love_dont_roam]

So you see that divorce is the only option, then. For both our sakes.

[bunchasavages]

You're leaving me?!

[Private]

[most_feared]

Still doubting me?

[Private]

[love_dont_roam]

Oh stop it. He's just having a laugh.

[Private]

[most_feared]

[You get video so you can get serious face, and then an eyebrow wag. And that's it.]

[Private]

[love_dont_roam]

[And you get video of her making her frustrated "Oooh, you're impossible!" noise. Generally reserved only for the Doctor. Congrats.]

[Private]

[most_feared]

[He's putting that one on his scorecard. He likes this week now.]

[rayney_day]

Hah!

[bunchasavages]

Hey, fuck you, Vampirella. I'm having a private conversation with my life partner.

Besides.

It's just rough sex.

[love_dont_roam]

I can't be hearing this.