sEVEN,

[bullsit]

Hi, Mayfield, uh, it is me, as in Tavros, to get that put over the line, where everyone now knows it

Comments

[crusthatecean]

[...Oh, what is this? Is this the sound of complicated romantic entanglements (that don't happen to currently involve him)?

Yes Karkat is responding to this so quickly.]

Shit. What the hell did you do?

[bullsit]

Something, in retrospect, that Rufio would probably have have been ashamed to even know me for, because it was, uh, that bad of an idea.

[crusthatecean]

He's not actually real, so he doesn't have an opinion on you.

Do you want to talk?

[bullsit]

. . . Yeah, uh, okay.

But, give me a minute, because I have to go, hunch over the load gaper, sorry.

[freakinblur]

[Okay, give him a minute cuz he really didn't understand half of that]

Wait - so yer depressed, ate a buncha ice cream an' now yer sick?

[bullsit]

The, uh, ill is more of a symptom, of the depression, which is still pretty bad, so now I am both of those things, and want to be neither.

[I DONT THINK THAT HELPS AT ALL TAVROS]

[freakinblur]

Well only girls go 'n' eat a bucket 'a ice cream when they're depressed! Ya should go out 'n'... I dunno. Work it off. Power through it. Man up!

[bullsit]

But, uh, that means, I have to, actually go out.

As in, outside.

As in, move off of my, platform.

[cantwhinnyemall]

Has it been removed in the literal sense.

If so I may have a solution, if not I suggest that you obtain a partner for a proper feelings jam.

[bullsit]

I just checked, and it's still there.

. . . Uh, if you took it out, would it not hurt?

[cantwhinnyemall]

I imagine that the process would be physically excruciating and you would likely perish.

...Although I suppose you might survive if it was swiftly replaced with a mechanical heart.

[bullsit]

Oh.

I don't think, that will work, mostly because I wanted to avoid solutions, that made me either want to die, or actually die, sorry. Thanks anyway, though.

[stealsluck]

Pfffhahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wow, are you serious? You are aren't you?!

[bullsit]

. . . I think, if it was at all possible, that now I feel worse?

[stealsluck]

Wow, did you seriously just try to talk to her again???? Did you forget how badly you fucked it up the first time???

[bullsit]

Uuuh, well, no, but she did.

Do we seriously, have to talk about this, and maybe could not?

[foretastes]

[o-oh... she actually feels a little bad for him... ok really bad for him.]

...

Um. Huh.

[........she's not good at this comfort thing...]

That sure is a thing!

[bullsit]

[thanks terezi]

If I don't go to the schoolhive tomorrow, or maybe, never again, because my face, doesn't deserve to be seen, in town, will you be able, to handle the stairs?

[foretastes]

[oh, here! here is a good opportunity to make him feel better.]

...Hahaha, of course not! Tavros, or Other Tavros, whoever you are, I need you! No one else would warn me about the stairs. Gamz and Jade and Karkat all didn't warn me about the stairs, and it was terrible.

You are the only one I can count on when it comes to stairs.

[>Make Tavros feel better.

yes, she done good.

maybe.]

[bullsit]

. . . Oh.

Well, uh, maybe you shouldn't go to the schoolhive either, because the stairs are pretty dangerous.