sEVEN,

[bullsit]

Hi, Mayfield, uh, it is me, as in Tavros, to get that put over the line, where everyone now knows it

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[foretastes]

[o-oh... she actually feels a little bad for him... ok really bad for him.]

...

Um. Huh.

[........she's not good at this comfort thing...]

That sure is a thing!

[bullsit]

[thanks terezi]

If I don't go to the schoolhive tomorrow, or maybe, never again, because my face, doesn't deserve to be seen, in town, will you be able, to handle the stairs?

[foretastes]

[oh, here! here is a good opportunity to make him feel better.]

...Hahaha, of course not! Tavros, or Other Tavros, whoever you are, I need you! No one else would warn me about the stairs. Gamz and Jade and Karkat all didn't warn me about the stairs, and it was terrible.

You are the only one I can count on when it comes to stairs.

[>Make Tavros feel better.

yes, she done good.

maybe.]

[bullsit]

. . . Oh.

Well, uh, maybe you shouldn't go to the schoolhive either, because the stairs are pretty dangerous.

[foretastes]

Don't be stupid! How else will I swell my sponge if I don't get schoolfed the human way? [no she's lying

she just really wants to learn about human law......]

And you can't just abandon me.

[bullsit]

. . . You really, need my help?

[foretastes]

[ok, 'need' is probably not the word here, since she is pretty sure there are other ways around this, but]

Yeah! [>Make Tavros feel needed!!!]

[bullsit]

I, uh, I don't really want to disappoint anyone else, because I have already disappointed her, and me, and also Rufio, so it would be bad, if you were also disappointed.

[foretastes]

Rufio is not real, so that's one off the list! And you haven't disappointed me yet, so... You're doing great, Tavros!

Hehehe. Why all the ice cream, though?

[bullsit]

Uh, well I guess real people, do count more.

I thought the ice cream, was what you were supposed to do, but, I have now heard that only works for girls, so I guess that's why I feel bad now.

[foretastes]

Aw, Tavros... [why is he so sad but cute] Of course it didn't work! What you need is something more delicious.

[bullsit]

What is, uh, more delicious, that you think I should try, once my digestion sack is empty again?

[foretastes]

Never mention your chute business to me ever again. Anyway! I meant delicious things like chalk.

[so. delicious.]

[bullsit]

I would, uh, say something, but now that you've told me not to, everything I can think of to say, involves my chute, oh, no.

[foretastes]

Actually, I think we are probably thinking of opposite chutes.

So go ahead.

[let's hope she is making the right choice here!!]

[bullsit]

Oh.

Gross.