Happy Bday to me
Yea it's my birthday, and? I'm now 25 years old without any accomplishments to my name other than having huge genitals and running something called "Spamsoft LLC". I would like to thank everybody that made me who I am today; me. I would like to thank me for all of my birthday wishes, and I would like to thank me for being manly, studly, and just flat out great at being awesome. So from the bottom of my heart, I thank me, and I love me so much.