I think I only ever post memes these days...
Stolen meme from 
chibi_trillian
1. ANYTHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU?
Just the lining of my jacket on the bench
2. THE SEXIEST ITEM YOU OWN?
...probably those handcuffs I bought in Miyajima. They were 300 yen.
3. YOUR NAILS WERE LAST PAINTED?
....who knows.
4. THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEATED IN THE MICROWAVE:...dunno.
5. HOW MUCH JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?
Well I should be fluent in it by now, especially now that I've nearly finished my major in it, but I suck. :P
6. DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW?
Apparently.
7. DO YOU SING?
When I'm alone, or drunk.
8. EVER DANCED NAKED IN FRONT OF A CROWD?
No.
9. DO YOU SPIT? When I brush my teeth
10. IS YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON?
No.
11. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
Probably banana yellow, but colours depend on what they're on. Orange or yellow-coloured cars are vile, for example.
12. EVER HAD DIPPIN' DOTS?
What???
13. EVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT?
The piano when I was in grade one, and the violin for about 2-3 years later on.
14. EVER HAD AN H2O MASSAGE?
No.
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT?
Oh please.
16. EVER BEEN TO A PALM READER?
No, but I did receive this cute novelty fortune in Japan, in a small mountain town.
17. LAST PEZ DISPENSER YOU PURCHASED?
Never ever purchased one.
18. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
I worked all weekend. It was pretty meh-ish.
19. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
How much today will suck, as I have uni for four hours, and a couple of assessment to do before I go home and do some more homework before finally relaxing.
20. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
No.
21. HOW IS TODAY GOING FOR YOU?
See above. But I got to sleep in at least.
22. ANY PLANS TONIGHT?
If I finish my uni crap on time, I'm going to watch One Piece, then TV, then Mirror Mask
23. EVER TAKEN A PHOTO OF SOMETHING DEAD?
No. That's gross.
24. DO YOU FIND SMURFETTES SEXY?
There's only one Smurfette.
25. CURRENT DISAPPOINTMENT?
The fact that it's only my second week at uni and I'm bogged down with stuff to do.
27. IF YOU COULD DRINK ANYTHING RIGHT THIS MOMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My tea before me.
28. LAST PIECE OF MAIL OPENED?
Group certificate from work.
29. DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
My eyes are kinda itchy
30. WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI CAB RIDE IN?
Uh, Brisbane?
31. LAST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU HAD?
A glass of white wine, or a malibu and coke.
32. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WOULD YOU LAUGH AND SPIT?
No, don't think so.
33. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 9PM LAST NIGHT?
WORKING.
34. DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD?
No.
35. DID YOU DO THE DEED ON PROM NIGHT?
No.
36. WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR BF/GF A SECOND CHANCE IF THEY CHEATED ON YOU...?
Depends on the situation really, but probably not.
37. DO YOU LIKE SAUSAGE?
Occasionally
38. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS GAY?
Well I'd probably be surprised that she didn't like guys anymore, but wouldn't be surprised if she liked girls.
chibi_trillian
1. ANYTHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU?
Just the lining of my jacket on the bench
2. THE SEXIEST ITEM YOU OWN?
...probably those handcuffs I bought in Miyajima. They were 300 yen.
3. YOUR NAILS WERE LAST PAINTED?
....who knows.
4. THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEATED IN THE MICROWAVE:...dunno.
5. HOW MUCH JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?
Well I should be fluent in it by now, especially now that I've nearly finished my major in it, but I suck. :P
6. DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW?
Apparently.
7. DO YOU SING?
When I'm alone, or drunk.
8. EVER DANCED NAKED IN FRONT OF A CROWD?
No.
9. DO YOU SPIT? When I brush my teeth
10. IS YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON?
No.
11. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
Probably banana yellow, but colours depend on what they're on. Orange or yellow-coloured cars are vile, for example.
12. EVER HAD DIPPIN' DOTS?
What???
13. EVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT?
The piano when I was in grade one, and the violin for about 2-3 years later on.
14. EVER HAD AN H2O MASSAGE?
No.
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT?
Oh please.
16. EVER BEEN TO A PALM READER?
No, but I did receive this cute novelty fortune in Japan, in a small mountain town.
17. LAST PEZ DISPENSER YOU PURCHASED?
Never ever purchased one.
18. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
I worked all weekend. It was pretty meh-ish.
19. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
How much today will suck, as I have uni for four hours, and a couple of assessment to do before I go home and do some more homework before finally relaxing.
20. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
No.
21. HOW IS TODAY GOING FOR YOU?
See above. But I got to sleep in at least.
22. ANY PLANS TONIGHT?
If I finish my uni crap on time, I'm going to watch One Piece, then TV, then Mirror Mask
23. EVER TAKEN A PHOTO OF SOMETHING DEAD?
No. That's gross.
24. DO YOU FIND SMURFETTES SEXY?
There's only one Smurfette.
25. CURRENT DISAPPOINTMENT?
The fact that it's only my second week at uni and I'm bogged down with stuff to do.
27. IF YOU COULD DRINK ANYTHING RIGHT THIS MOMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My tea before me.
28. LAST PIECE OF MAIL OPENED?
Group certificate from work.
29. DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
My eyes are kinda itchy
30. WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI CAB RIDE IN?
Uh, Brisbane?
31. LAST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU HAD?
A glass of white wine, or a malibu and coke.
32. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WOULD YOU LAUGH AND SPIT?
No, don't think so.
33. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 9PM LAST NIGHT?
WORKING.
34. DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD?
No.
35. DID YOU DO THE DEED ON PROM NIGHT?
No.
36. WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR BF/GF A SECOND CHANCE IF THEY CHEATED ON YOU...?
Depends on the situation really, but probably not.
37. DO YOU LIKE SAUSAGE?
Occasionally
38. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS GAY?
Well I'd probably be surprised that she didn't like guys anymore, but wouldn't be surprised if she liked girls.