A notice for a cocker spaniel in a cap....and plans for traveling~~

Jul 22, 2010 07:17


Kai Yuujirou
...I hereby require your presence for an informal meeting to converse over the situation involving, one, Hirakoba Rin....No, I'm afraid this is not an optional choice, but a mandatory one...And if you choose to ignore this notice much like you just ignored my phone call that I made a moment ago because I know you've got the fucking ( Read more... )

hawaii ftw~~!, hyoutei, shishigaku fucking sucks, nobu-ojisan, boozing, kaa-san, kouichi, male bonding, yuujirou, rin, kumamoto, tomoya, higa, tournament

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gouya_killer July 22 2010, 14:35:41 UTC
Okinawa in the summer~? You really think someone's going to say no to this, Hirochu~?

Mmm...maybe we should keep the bunny boy innocent, though. ONE of us should be~

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bujutsu_goth July 22 2010, 23:39:23 UTC
Okinawa~~? While it's always nice going home, I think you're getting your island destinations mixed up there, Peaches~~
...But I figure those who don't like me will end up saying no~~ But everyone else who don't have plans will hopefully end up joining us~~ It'll be fun~~ ...Btw, Nobu-Ojisan says he's got something for you when we get there that he promised over Christmas...I haven't got a clue as to what he's referring to though...

It's up to him~~ If he wants to, then I think he should be allowed to this time~~ We've all been drinking for years already, so it's only fair to let the kid join us if he wants to finally~~

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gouya_killer July 23 2010, 02:05:34 UTC
Mmmm, I thought you had mentioned a trip home, too...my mistake~ Hawaii means flying though, doesn't it~? Got the horse tranqus all ready? ♥

I...have no idea what he's referring to...or else I blocked it from my memory. Either option is possible~

I suppose...I guess I just liked that one of us was untouched by all of that~ I told him about some of the mistakes I made...I know he's lonely, but I don't want him taking that path, you know?

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bujutsu_goth July 23 2010, 05:37:11 UTC
Not a trip home, but we'll be...relatively closer to home while in Kumamoto~~? ...And yes...like most locations outside of Japan, it'll require us to fly to get to Hawaii~~ But don't worry~~ I know Keigo's got some tranquilizers somewhere around his stables just for occasions like this~~

Well, it can't be anything too bad, I imagine, whatever it is...Nobu-Ojisan's normally not one for pulling practical jokes or efforts to try and embarrass. That was 'Toutou-san's thing~~ ...Though as you've seen in the past, when he's trying to make someone happy he can go overboard sometimes, so here's hoping he's not coming up with anything stupid because of it...

I may have started into that habit a bit too early, even by Okinawan standards, but I feel no shame over our drinking habits...And I see no harm in it, especially if he is safely with the rest of us while he is doing it...Plus maybe if he has a little in him, he himself will also admit a few things that he's been needing to admit to a certain someone for a while now...He might be lonely ( ... )

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gouya_killer July 24 2010, 00:06:15 UTC
Mmmm...I guess I just...really want to go home~ And he better, because if you expect me to walk onto a plane undrugged, then clearly you don't know me at ALL~!

You mean...you don't have a clue? Because I...really don't, and this concerns me...surprises are rarely good ones, after all~

We were all boozing at a very young age, and I'm sure our livers will remind us of this when we're 40~ Just make sure they're not both so drunk that they can try to back out of that with booze as an excuse~ Oh, hell no. He'll be dragged back kicking and screaming if he even TRIES.

(ooc: so...do I even want to know what you're plotting with Nobu-Ojisan? *grins*)

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bujutsu_goth July 24 2010, 05:59:19 UTC
In that case, once we get back from Hawaii, I don't see any harm in taking another trip back home as well~~ And just in case I can't find those tranquilizers, I've also got some extra-strength knock out sleep pills that I've been meaning to give you for any trips we take~~ I wouldn't take them until right before we get on the plane, though, because you'll be out within minutes and it lasts for eight hours, which is about how long it'll take us to get from here to there~~

Nope. He just told me to tell you that he got something that he promised for you...I assumed you would end up knowing what he was talking about......But it shouldn't be anything that bad, whatever it is...Ojisan always means well with whatever he does, you know that...

Yeahhhh, I don't think I'm going to find too many others who were knocking them back when they were ten, so I'm sure that'll have an effect on us fairly early........In that case, if they get that way...we make sure they don't walk away from each other...They need to be honest with each other and stop ( ... )

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gouya_killer July 24 2010, 07:04:51 UTC
Mmmmm, that would be nice~ And you've been holding out on me~? Just for that, I'm going to make you carry my ass onto that plane, as punishment for withholding sleeping pills before~ ♥

No, it won't be bad. But it will be certain to be...mmm...interesting~ ♥ He is your Ojisan, after all~!

Cirrohis will look good on us, I'm sure~ I know...I'm thinking the handcuffs might come in handy here.... There are days where I think he already is~

(ooc: *laughs* Nothing in particular, no, since I don't know too much about that part of Chinen's family~ So I think I'll let your wicked mind come up with something.... *grins*)

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bujutsu_goth July 25 2010, 01:50:49 UTC
I just got them recently~~! You haven't done any traveling since I picked them up~~! ...Not like it'll be much of an effort to carry you even if you do knock yourself out before we get on the plane just to spite me...
...Oh, btw, have you asked Hana if she wants to come...?

Well, if it's one thing that both sides of my family always have in abundance, it's the ability to constantly hold people's interests~~ So yes, whatever it is he's up to, you should be happy knowing that at least you won't be bored~~

Eh...I'd rather not think about anyone getting any diseases or medical issues for a while...Since handcuffs always add up to a good time, so long as you're not in the back of a car with flashing lights and even then, sometimes it's still a good time, I'm definitely game for making use out of them...You might be right on that...

[OOC: That side of Chinen's family is mostly known for being, to put it simply, ridiculously friendly and good-natured. >> Much like Chinen's father was. They're Okinawan in blood, but they're born Hawaiians ( ... )

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gouya_killer July 25 2010, 02:21:52 UTC
...let me ask...did you get these pills legally~? And just what are you implying with that, may I ask~? Are you saying that I'm not big enough to give you any trouble~?

I did ask her, but she's not sure. I think it depends on if both Yukimura are leaving, because then pretty much all the help at your workplace will be gone. And she really does like your boss and the creepy plants~

...just promise me that I won't have to spend the entire trip runnin from 'lana, hiding her from Kei's wrath, or watching her come on to Kei, and I'll gladly be entertained by your crazy family~ ♥

Mmmm...you're right... I don't want to hear about the obscene things you've done in a cop car~ Because if you tell me, I'll have to tell what I've done that involves a stripper pole, and you won't like that~ We'll make sure we have at least one par ready, then...two would be better~ Sometimes, I am~

(OOC: They all sound like real characters~ *grins* And I bet he has dealt with her, hence why I went ahead and referenced her in the reply~ Well, we can ( ... )

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bujutsu_goth July 25 2010, 08:05:50 UTC
.....Define "legally"~~ ...And yes...that's what I'm implying~~ You're small and easy for me to carry, especially if you're unconscious in the process~~ I can just scoop you up in my arms and whisk you away to a comfortable first-class airplane seat~~

Zassou-san has friends that she can call in to help her if need be, as that's what she did when we left for the International tournament, before Hana started working there also...So she doesn't have to worry. Our boss can handle things and all the creepy plants just fine if she wants to tag along with us~~

.........Hopefully she'll be distracted by the other targets traveling with us~~? ...Seriously, I doubt she'll be as bad as she normally can get with you...Largely because Keigo will be with us also, and she seems to have made him her new target since Christmas...

Nothing worse than what you've probably done to that poor defenseless stripper pole~~ So fess up, because you can't possibly tell me anything I haven't heard out of you before~~ If you need a spare pair, we can use my ( ... )

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gouya_killer July 25 2010, 15:26:12 UTC
If you got it on a street corner, then it's not legal~ Or in the back room of a bar. I'd like it to have at least passed through a doctor's hands in recent memory, please~ And I am NOT small!! You're just freakishly tall~

I'll mention it to her again...or you can, when you see her~ Might be better if the invite comes from you, anyway~

Oh, good, new targets for her~ Though I may cry at the thought that I'm no longer good enough for her~

Nope, not telling, because this you haven't heard from me before~ Ummm...if I use handcuffs for anything but handcuffing the idiots together--which I won't, because Kei's not even quite ready to contemplate blowjobs yet, let alone bondage!--I'll use my own, thanks~ And...special spunk? Are you writing more poetry~?

(ooc: Rin will probably not be on guard now, because the fool trusts Chinen~)

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bujutsu_goth July 25 2010, 21:43:39 UTC
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.......Ojii-san could technically go by the title witch doctor, does that count~~? ...And same difference~~ I'm still big enough compared to you that hauling you around doesn't bother me~~

Alright, if you don't talk to her first, I'll bring it up on Tuesday when I go into work...

Oh, I'm sure you'll always have a special place in her heart that she'll always chase after, Rin~~ You're different from all the other boys~~

Well, fess up anyhow, because I wanna know what kind of twisted shit you've been up to now~~ Well, you never know if handcuffing them together might get them all hot and bothered and some accidental misfires might go off~~ ....And I hadn't thought of turning it into poetry, but now that you mention it~~ Do you want some poetry about your man fuel, Rin~~?

[OOC: Silly boy~ He should know better than to completely believe Chinen on things like this by now~]

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gouya_killer July 26 2010, 02:35:42 UTC
....was that supposed to make me feel better or even more scared~? And just for that, maybe I need to go an lose my figure, THEN make you haul my ass around~

You really should invite her yourself, Hiroshi. I promise she won't bite~

Different how~? In that I wouldn't go out with her, for my various reasons~?

Mmmm...all I'm going to say is that it involved body shots~ I hope they don't misfire THAT much~! Seriously.... And...sure. Let's see what kind of poetry you can churn out about my come, big guy~ ♥

(ooc: I know~ He lives in hope, though~)

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