April Fool's Day Event

[buildstherobots]

[WHY WON'T IT STOP RINGING. Dist has picked the phone up, tried ignoring it, and quite possibly thrown it against the wall but it won't shut up. For the millionth time, Dist picks up the receiver.]

What do you want?!

Comments

[shoukanjutsu]

. . . What the heck this thing is, for one. Why is there a voice coming outta here?

[buildstherobots]

...

...Because it's a telephone. You talk to people with it.

...Who are you?

[shoukanjutsu]

Klarth F. Lester. If the name isn't familiar, you haven't been studying enough magic theory. And you?

[buildstherobots]

Dist the Rose. If you haven't heard of me, you've clearly been living under some lonely fontechless rock.

[xoperator]

I should be asking you that question. Why do you keep calling my phone? I don't even know you! …And I know you're not Jay.

BRB SQUEE

[buildstherobots]

I'm not calling you, you're calling me--

[Wait.]

...Jay? Jade?

<3

[xoperator]

Why would I call you? I don't even know who you are.

Wait, Jade? No. Jay. Not jay'd. …Unless that's a nickname of his I don't know about.

[buildstherobots]

I could say the same thing. I picked up my phone because it was ringing on this end. And it wouldn't stop.

...No, I don't think we're talking about the same person. [Dammit.]

[sovereigngale]

Goodness. I don't think I'd like anything if it's from you.

[buildstherobots]

[Fkjdsljdkrbg?]

J-Jade...?

[sovereigngale]

[Pardon my fail, this muse is rusty. /dusts it off]

No, this is the tax collector. You're long overdo Dist the Runny. Made one too many toys, I'm afraid.

[buildstherobots]

[DIST IS MORE THAN HAPPY TO POLISH HIM UP FOR YOU-- *stuffs him back in his box*]

That isn't funny! I haven't been able to make anything and I'm stuck here living with this horrible woman and no one knows how to get out.

[A short pause.]

...Not that I'd want to talk to you if I ever did! Brute!

[not_gloomy]

Hi~ ♥

My name is Anise and...

[Wait, she knows that voice. Not at all what she had in mind.]

Oh, it's you.

[buildstherobots]

Hmph! What do you want?

[not_gloomy]

I was hoping to get in touch with a rich handsome young bachelor, and then you picked up.

What are you worked up about this time? Did the Colonel get you in trouble about your robots again~?

[buildstherobots]

No! He isn't even here, thank you.

You're just a kid; you wouldn't understand.

[liketofu]

. . .

I only wanted some pizza.