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Madskill333: yea but how much do you KNOW about the pear
Madskill333: the history of the pear???
Buffet Of Hate: i do beleive i know something about the history of our friend the pear
Madskill333: what is that?
Buffet Of Hate: an incredible taste for pears dates back to ancient times. the alluring fruit even captured the praise of the well-known greek poet, homer (8th century b.c.), who referred to pears as a "gift of the gods." evidently, the romans agreed and proceeded to use grafting techniques to develop more than fifty varieties. they also introduced the cultivated pear to other parts of europe. since then, hundreds of varieties have been developed, and people have continued to benefit from the good taste of these early connoisseurs.
Madskill333: LMAO
Buffet Of Hate: owned.
Madskill333: damnit
Buffet Of Hate: do you know what state produces more pears than any other place in the country?
Madskill333: georgia?
Buffet Of Hate: california.
Buffet Of Hate: i believe we know who truly cares about the glorious pear.
Madskill333: lenehan understands the pear
Buffet Of Hate: i bet he does
Buffet Of Hate: but you, sir, do not
Madskill333: damnit
Madskill333: i am an imposter
Buffet Of Hate: that you are.
Madskill333: i am a pear imposter
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Buffet Of Hate: braid my hair, jake
Madskill333: only if it is a day ending in y
Buffet Of Hate: i think we're in luck
Madskill333: no, good thing it's thursdai
Buffet Of Hate: it's friday now...
Buffet Of Hate: ...bitch
Madskill333: damnit
Madskill333: it is
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