Alright, so Wednesday night, I was coming out of Jim's Steakout on Allen and Elmwood (I live right around the corner from it). This guy walking beside me says "Excuse me, sir, but may I see your shoes?" Before I can even answer, he gets down on his knees and licks my left shoe. Then he gets up, says "Sorry, it looked dirty to me." Then runs off. My
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