While walking about in my full body armor today some small woman gave me a bag of sweets!
She said that she liked my "costume"! HAHAHA! I think I'll try to find more who'll do the same! This is training, whelps! Come with me! Let's go!

HAHAHA! I have a GRAND idea! A chance for all you whelps to prove to me the world that you aren't weak-kneed sissies! HaHA ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHA! Warrior Princess Priscilla, they're done! Here, in all their glory, are your target practice dolls ( Read more... )

I am making those dolls for Warrior Princess Priscilla as we speak! HaHA! and Lady Lyndis has shown some interest in them as well!

Ahhh it warms my heart to see such strong-willed women interested in my doll-making hobby training their hearts AND their bodies!

That Priscilla is really something! She'll become a TRUE warrior, with her dedication and her determination! What a warrior! Well done, Priscilla, well done ( Read more... )

Look at everyone who is returning! HaHA! You all are so strong! It makes me so proud to see that even though I haven't directly trained you that you have been so inspired by my knightly presence to continue your training! *wipes tear* I am so proud, whelps! HaHAA!!!

................................That poem did NOT make me cry!

HaHA!! Today I found a vendor who was selling meat on a stick for just five gold, so I bought ten of them!!! A Knight has to keep up his strength, you know! HaHA ( Read more... )

What's gotten into all of you? You're neglecting your training!! You're writing poems! You're CRYING ( Read more... )

*limps in* A soldier can't even do his morning laps without encounering an enemy! HaHA! Even if that enemy happened to bea tree

But no matter! With MY axe, that opponent is nothing more than a stump! HaHAA!
HAHAHA-ow...

*limps off* It's only a flesh wound!