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[bubblyhealer]

Hellllllllo Lady and Germs!

I am MORE than happy to announce the opening of the WORLD-RENOWNED, NATIONALLY CELEBRATED, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED, PREVIOUSLY SECRET

Worldwide Tsuna Fanclub!Yes, indeed-y! You heard right! For a limited time only, the Fanclub is throwing open its doors to ALL members, any shape, size, form, and rate of ugliness! We, as

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[bubblyhealer]

Tsuna! Tsuna is a cuddly squishy happy person! He is also my squishy. You simply must meet him sometime.

Okay, new vassal! Tell me your name, and I'll put you on the roster! Welcome to the club!

[bubblyhealer]

Hello, Colette! I hope you're not pigging out too much on the candies here!

At any rate, what sorta position do you want? Or should I just assign one to you, using my excellent and precise judgment?

[bubblyhealer]

Haven't you noticed? I think most of the world turned into sweets and stuff. You can go outside and look, if you want. I, myself, must keep my figure, so I only gorge once or twice a day.

Yep, a position in the club! Now that you're a member, you are a very important person! But you have to contribute, right? So what can you contribute? It's okay, even the smallest thing is important!

[bubblyhealer]

ISN'T IT?! We simply must go together and devour a pathway! Even the water's turned nectar-y, huh? Isn't that great?

You can do lots of stuff. Like, see, I'm commander-in-chiefishcharge. I'm the person who commands everything! That's what I'm good at doing. What are you good at doing?

[bubblyhealer]

Believe it or not, I know someone who can eat even more than me! Man, she's a scary person, but she's super-nice too. You oughta meet her sometime!

Tripping is a very helpful task! Why, without trippers in the world, where would we be? Standing upright! And what sorta world would that be, hm?

[bubblyhealer]

Well, yeah. Tons. But that's okay, you'll meet them all eventually!

OF COURSE. Why, I myself trip an average of once a day! Can you imagine how dim all their little lives would be without people like you and me to bring such trippiness into their lives? We have a very important task. You must never underestimate it!

[bubblyhealer]

We are relying heavily upon you, Colette the Tripper! Remember your very important duty and task! The weight of the world rests on your shoulders!