Feb 11, 2008 10:37
Hellllllllo Lady and Germs!
I am MORE than happy to announce the opening of the WORLD-RENOWNED, NATIONALLY CELEBRATED, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED, PREVIOUSLY SECRET
Worldwide Tsuna Fanclub!
Yes, indeed-y! You heard right! For a limited time only, the Fanclub is throwing open its doors to ALL members, any shape, size, form, and rate of ugliness! We, as proud WTFers, proudly proclaim our love for Tsuna. Our mission?
The greatest good! TO CLONE TSUNA!
Hurry quick! Positions fill up quickly!
COMMANDER-IN-CHARGE: Serra
Underling: Allen
Mascot: Kitty
Secretary: Mist
Person to go to for objections because people seem to have a lot of them: Sosuke
Coffee Boy: Tsuna
Person to proclaim how beautiful Serra is day-in-and-day-out: Harley-kins
Random Dudette: Lucius
Manly Bouncer: Robin
The guy nobody really likes but everyone hangs out with anyway because they feel sorry for him: Ichigo
Cute girl to lure people into the club: Nia
Stripper: Gunter
Guy who actually does the work even though everybody else takes the credit: Cuddles
Guy who is only there because he is the fiancee of the commander-in-charge: Wolfyam
Guy who walked in and nobody can shoo out: Trunks
Jealous dude who hates everybody and makes his own fanclub because he thinks he's cool like that when everyone else really thinks he's a copy-cat, but since he's so cute and squishy everybody forgives him: Harley-kins (again)
Spluttering person who often stands on the sidelines and points in anguish: Johan
The Royal and Noble Tripper of Trippering: Colette
Treasurer: Maya
Guy with unkempt hair: Nick
Noble Knight of Nobleness: Damian
Flyer of Great Flyingness: Cooro
Person Who Cooks Or Something, I Forgot: Mistrial
The Person That Everybody Forgets Even Though She's Super-Cool: Uh what's her face.
Person Who Turns Into a Cute Sheep: Olette
If you're not on the list, then you're either very uncool or forgotten! So hurry up and remind me!
And, um, if anyone notices a big pathway from the forest to the apartments that seem to be missing any material whatsoever, I was not the one to eat all that. Really.