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[bubblyhealer]

Hellllllllo Lady and Germs!

I am MORE than happy to announce the opening of the WORLD-RENOWNED, NATIONALLY CELEBRATED, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED, PREVIOUSLY SECRET

Worldwide Tsuna Fanclub!Yes, indeed-y! You heard right! For a limited time only, the Fanclub is throwing open its doors to ALL members, any shape, size, form, and rate of ugliness! We, as

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[shinjimasu]

I will do my very best~! ^_^

What is "cloning", Lady Serra?

((WARNING: NIA MORALITY DEBATE INPENDING. she may force you to change the club's purpose, oh noes 8D;;;;; But who knows, let's see how the conversation progresses))

[bubblyhealer]

Cloning means making sure everyone has a Tsuna to hug! After all, don't you think the world needs more Tsunas?

((>>;))

[shinjimasu]

More Tsunas? But there is only one, is there not?

[bubblyhealer]

Exactly!

It's like bananas.

[shinjimasu]

Bananas...?

[bubblyhealer]

Well, this is very adult stuff, so you have to promise that you're capable of hearing The Secret of Bananas.

[shinjimasu]

...

*totally bought it* Yes! I will do my very best, Lady Serra.

[bubblyhealer]

Okay, but remember! This is a Secret! If you tell other people, then . . . why . . . the poor bananas . . . !

So, pinky promise to keep this a secret?

[shinjimasu]

*doesn't quite understand, but...*

Yes, I will.

[bubblyhealer]

All right, Nia. Here's the Secret of the Bananas, the most hidden and elusive secrets of all secrets.

. . .

Bananas have not had sex for a gazillion years.

[shinjimasu]

....Oh! Ichigo said something about sex. I could not completely understand what he meant, though.

What is it exactly?

((mwa ha ha, I've been waiting for THIS to come up XD))

[bubblyhealer]

Oh, that. That's very boring. Okay! So let me explain, even though it's super-mega-boring. I don't know why you want to know about this stuff, anyway.

So there's a flower, right? And inside the flower are these pistils things. Those are the male parts of the flower. Then you take the male parts of the flower to pregnant the female parts of the flowers, and that produces seeds, which goes into the dirt and then grows into more plants.

Blah blah blah, mega-boringness.

((><;;))

[shinjimasu]

...So...

The nice customers at the bar wanted to make flowers for me?

((XD

to be fair, the customers probably didn't, Ichigo was overexaggerating. But seriously, someone needs to yell at him for telling her that. 8D;;;;))

[bubblyhealer]

Eh? They did? Ooh, like origami flowers? I know how to make those! Well. Mine failed. And it flopped. BUT THAT'S OKAY IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ANYWAY.

Ooh, you know what's even better? If the people at the bar made you paper boats. Now those are really really cool.

((. . . Unfortunately, Serra doesn't seem to understand the connection >>;))

[shinjimasu]

So, how will making flowers and bananas "clone" Tsuna?

*suddenly flies back to the original question without warning*

...He is not a flower. How can he have sex?

*makes a weird sort of logic from what Serra told her*

[bubblyhealer]

Too far ahead! You're thinking way too much, Nia! It's important to realize there are some moments where it is better not to think at all. I believe in that! I also use it a lot, too.

You just asked me what cloning is, and I told you. That's what bananas do. So we're going to take the same process that bananas do 'n apply it to Tsuna and all.