RAs and ACs Gone Crazy!

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Here are all the crazy quotes that I wrote down from the RA Conference this weekend. It's really too bad we couldn't have just recorded most of the conversations... there's sooo much more that should have been in here... but I can't write down everything!

"I like penises."
-Jess

"You can stick your needle in me anytime!"
-Jess

"I was going to sleep with you... guys."
-Jina

"Ohhh... that puppy's showing his junk!"
-Jess

Jess shared a story. The girl who lived above her was quite clearly having sex. Jess grabbed a bottle of detergent with which to hit the ceiling. The cap of the detergent fell of, pouring the soap all over her head. "Fucking bitch."

While on the phone with Joe, in much pain from an evening on the ski slopes...
Sully: "Remember, ice is your friend."
Jina: "Or alcohol."

"I love dark chocolate!"
-Jina

"You could like pitch a tent!"
-Jina

"You and your male body parts."
-Jina

"Why don't you keep holding your poses, Bob?"
-Jina

"It's not sex until I start thrusting."
-Bob

"I must be sexually frustrated."
-Katie

"I'm laying here."
-Katie

"I don't major in puppet shows."
-Autumn

In response to some random guy in some random residence hall at UNI who, I believe, offered to show his junk 
"I'm game!"
-Jess