Recent Message from another site
CompleteAssHat: What's up?
Me: Not much
CompleteAssHat: same here
CompleteAssHat: trying to decide about dinner and at the same time I am horny as hell
Me: I hear ya (normally you would hear a note of sarcasm in my voice, but since it's text I let it slide with this guy)
CompleteAssHat: are you free tonight for a little play time?
Me: I think a better question (seeing that I don't know anything about you, or even what you look like) would be, am I interested...
CompleteAssHat: well are you?
CompleteAssHat: if you have any questions give me a call 769-2xx-yy81
Me: oh wow! Yeah, that's a HOT phone number you've got. I'm SO in the mood now.
CompleteAssHat: I look forward to hearing from you.
Now mind you, i've talked to this mouth breather before, and indicated I didn't have any interest. But apparently, this one breathes slow and deep through his mouth and wears a bib to catch the drool.
I half considered NOT altering his number, but I figured that would lead me to some bad Karma.
Me: Not much
CompleteAssHat: same here
CompleteAssHat: trying to decide about dinner and at the same time I am horny as hell
Me: I hear ya (normally you would hear a note of sarcasm in my voice, but since it's text I let it slide with this guy)
CompleteAssHat: are you free tonight for a little play time?
Me: I think a better question (seeing that I don't know anything about you, or even what you look like) would be, am I interested...
CompleteAssHat: well are you?
CompleteAssHat: if you have any questions give me a call 769-2xx-yy81
Me: oh wow! Yeah, that's a HOT phone number you've got. I'm SO in the mood now.
CompleteAssHat: I look forward to hearing from you.
Now mind you, i've talked to this mouth breather before, and indicated I didn't have any interest. But apparently, this one breathes slow and deep through his mouth and wears a bib to catch the drool.
I half considered NOT altering his number, but I figured that would lead me to some bad Karma.