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Lots to update on so i will be brief for most of it, sorry if i accidentally leave you out (like joe from a few entries ago... sorry bro)
Many a good time were had the past week or so including all kinds of memorable times. Not the least of which was last weekend when little laura had a drinking contest with steph. This equated out to an event i was forced to ask sketchy matt and tanner to leave because the results were... entertaining. Fortunately Sara was there to help me, and by help i mean to ridicule me to no end while i was ridiculed further by steph and laura. IHOP ensued involving laura slamming her face into her omlette and into the table/wall a number of times. It was wonderful, i cannot lie. The show those two put on was equally entertaining as was the rest of the weekend. I worked a bit bouncing and what not which i repeated this weekend with tour de frats. Jeez that was insane. A hundred million sorrority girls flocking from fraternity to fraternity, i could hardly control the chaos that ensued. Getting people in and out, making sure sketchy assholes did not pick off the weak ones and the drunk ones. Only had to mess up a couple of faces, well mostly just one. Go me. I guess.
On monday i went to hooters with Sara's parents including her father who got rather shitfaced and made suggestive comments at the waitress, that is to be expected at such an establishment, what was unexpected was his hurling of a wetnap at laura's slightly open shirt, trying to get into between her boobs. Unexpected to say the least, laura is a good sport about it though which is fortunate, nobody had to die. Also Aaron and I had a contest to see who could eat the full pound "double D" burger the fastest, i won of course. Then i proceeded to go back and cook dinner for my girlfriend and jenny, david joined us later. Garlic cheese bread, chicken with mushroom sauce, rice, greenbeans, and cookies from scratch all washed down with sweet tea. Good stuff. Thats right, i work as a bouncer one night and then two nights later i cook dinner, and it was good... got a problem?
Classes are all pretty much at one place, that kinda sucks, kinda. Washington hall has become my second home.
Much more occured, but that is all i have time for at the moment. Ashley and Andrea came this weekend, but that is for another entry.
Many a good time were had the past week or so including all kinds of memorable times. Not the least of which was last weekend when little laura had a drinking contest with steph. This equated out to an event i was forced to ask sketchy matt and tanner to leave because the results were... entertaining. Fortunately Sara was there to help me, and by help i mean to ridicule me to no end while i was ridiculed further by steph and laura. IHOP ensued involving laura slamming her face into her omlette and into the table/wall a number of times. It was wonderful, i cannot lie. The show those two put on was equally entertaining as was the rest of the weekend. I worked a bit bouncing and what not which i repeated this weekend with tour de frats. Jeez that was insane. A hundred million sorrority girls flocking from fraternity to fraternity, i could hardly control the chaos that ensued. Getting people in and out, making sure sketchy assholes did not pick off the weak ones and the drunk ones. Only had to mess up a couple of faces, well mostly just one. Go me. I guess.
On monday i went to hooters with Sara's parents including her father who got rather shitfaced and made suggestive comments at the waitress, that is to be expected at such an establishment, what was unexpected was his hurling of a wetnap at laura's slightly open shirt, trying to get into between her boobs. Unexpected to say the least, laura is a good sport about it though which is fortunate, nobody had to die. Also Aaron and I had a contest to see who could eat the full pound "double D" burger the fastest, i won of course. Then i proceeded to go back and cook dinner for my girlfriend and jenny, david joined us later. Garlic cheese bread, chicken with mushroom sauce, rice, greenbeans, and cookies from scratch all washed down with sweet tea. Good stuff. Thats right, i work as a bouncer one night and then two nights later i cook dinner, and it was good... got a problem?
Classes are all pretty much at one place, that kinda sucks, kinda. Washington hall has become my second home.
Much more occured, but that is all i have time for at the moment. Ashley and Andrea came this weekend, but that is for another entry.