College story
I just feel the need to share one of the most brilliant things in college history, my story with one zach sulkowski, a vision of hooters, and a dream...
Zach: Hey texas, wanna go out to get some wings with me and a couple of my freshman?
Me: sure
Hours later
Zach: hey wanna bring anybody?
Me: my girlfriend, hahahaha... wait, maybe i will bring her
10 minutes later
Me: hey steph, wanna go to hooters with me and zach?
Stephanie: but of course (isnt she the best?)
hours later
Me: hey, where are all of the freshman?
Zach: well it turns out that its just me and kelley, that cool?
Me: sure, but you are the only freshman with us
10 minutes later
Hooters Time, we had a sucky waitress and with both steph and kelley there, we had by far the two hottest girls there. I am quite sincere when i say that as well, it was great. Making our waitress feel like shit cause she could not compete with our girls was a good time, too bad zach's coupon was for take out only, so we got food inside the restraunt, plus thirty wings and two drinks to go. Did we eat them in the car on the way to our movie??? Hell no. Did we take them into them movie and them once inside thus satisfying another one of my life's goals? Oh yeah we did. How did we sneak them in, one might ask. Simple. We snuck them not. Instead we did the most overt possible thing by giving the wings to me to carry out in front of me where all the world could see. Pop quiz time: did anybody say a word to try and stop me? Oh heck no. It was magnificent in that i walked with those wings just hanging out for anybody to see and try to stop me, not a sole did. Ahh it is good to be me. Anyhow i think that is a quintessential college story. It has great girls, good food, funny twists, and a happy ending (wedding crashers was an hysterical movie) Good times back in the burg.
Zach: Hey texas, wanna go out to get some wings with me and a couple of my freshman?
Me: sure
Hours later
Zach: hey wanna bring anybody?
Me: my girlfriend, hahahaha... wait, maybe i will bring her
10 minutes later
Me: hey steph, wanna go to hooters with me and zach?
Stephanie: but of course (isnt she the best?)
hours later
Me: hey, where are all of the freshman?
Zach: well it turns out that its just me and kelley, that cool?
Me: sure, but you are the only freshman with us
10 minutes later
Hooters Time, we had a sucky waitress and with both steph and kelley there, we had by far the two hottest girls there. I am quite sincere when i say that as well, it was great. Making our waitress feel like shit cause she could not compete with our girls was a good time, too bad zach's coupon was for take out only, so we got food inside the restraunt, plus thirty wings and two drinks to go. Did we eat them in the car on the way to our movie??? Hell no. Did we take them into them movie and them once inside thus satisfying another one of my life's goals? Oh yeah we did. How did we sneak them in, one might ask. Simple. We snuck them not. Instead we did the most overt possible thing by giving the wings to me to carry out in front of me where all the world could see. Pop quiz time: did anybody say a word to try and stop me? Oh heck no. It was magnificent in that i walked with those wings just hanging out for anybody to see and try to stop me, not a sole did. Ahh it is good to be me. Anyhow i think that is a quintessential college story. It has great girls, good food, funny twists, and a happy ending (wedding crashers was an hysterical movie) Good times back in the burg.