(Drunken) Cylon Award Ceremony
Since, you know he's already here and naked. (Apparently cylons do most of their partying pre-awards show, who knew?) Anders will be helping to host this very special, "Frak them, we're Frakkin' Toasters, And they frakkin love us, or we love ourselves, or something." awards ceremony.
Anders: " We're he're, we're well, some of us our queer, deal with it! Yeah! Go Buccaneers! ... *roar of drunken approval, or maybe naked Anders approval?* Okay moving, on we're all out of golden Cylons, because well, no names, but someone mistook the things for real one's of the big guys over there, yeah round of applause for my band. Try not to get to drunk fellows, tomorrow we go up against Kara (And Her Special Destiny) in that battle of the bands thing. Anyway, no names, but Cavil lobotomized them, and now all we have are panties for prizes! I've got some of Kara's here. Ellen donated a few, thanks Ellen!! You rock! 6 donated hers as she found she wasn't really using them, but she said Doral couldn't have any. Sorry dude. And yeah I have a pair of mine somewhere around here. So you win award you get ... underwear! ... And if anyone feels the need we can swap because I'm not above starting a fangirl underwear collection.
Anders (cont.):"So the award for me being naked as I hold underwear goes to me and..."
*cue to the silver dudes and their all along the watchtower awesomeness*
xmaidelx
for
"Here you can have mine."
*This is where three and I shake our heads and toss him another pair and tell him to put clothes on.*
"Next up is the award for iconning the band/dancers/ushers goes to the best dang back up a guy can ask for..."
*Anders picks up his guitar and does a little riff since the centurions are busy getting an award*
greyfable
for
"Okay I got underwear here, greyfable it looks like it's up to you to take it...."
*(I'll do the voice overs)* 'The centurions would totally come and accept it with you except they're busy providing musical accompaniment and, um doing it looks like several of them or over there with headphones on listening to Beyonce with Six. And Lee. Who's totally stealing her thunder. But Doral doesn't care because he's a creepy 6 stalker, Tory doesn't care cause she's too busy killing someone, and the Tigh's don't care because well, they were having fun dancing, now it may be an NC-17 thing...not sure.'
"The award for looking hot during the apocalypse goes to 'big shock'... Six. Can I get a Six? and...."
greyfable
for
"Here have some six panties." *Centurion walks up with bag and whispers in Ander's ear* "Oh yeah and beads, here!! *tosses beads* Thanks Ellen you rock! Ellen Rocks everybody, Ellen Rocks!" *Centurion walks over and whispers in Anders ear again.* "Okay I'm being told that I thought much more more than they am drunk, so Six here is gonna be helping with the awards"
*Centurions continue rocking out to Single Ladies while Six and Anders do wardrobe change*
*They re-emerge*
Six: Whee!!!
Anders: "Did you see that totally super imposed blue screen?"
Six: "Yeah, I actually like the Awards backdrop better. Also, I'm changing back into my red dress. So if you could just take this next one while I go behind the podium and change..."
Anders: "Yeah, I got it. Okay, so award for best icon of the Cylon spring break trip to the Today Show, *cough* Yeah that was a small group *cough* Losers *cough* I mean 'earth' was lame enough *cough* goes to *bewildered look* How'd I get naked again? anyway wow, we have this little cylon Buddy, and Ellen and..."
firesister
for
Anders: "Here, that little dude's too young for panties, and Ellen just loses hers, but luckily I have this extra pair that just fell off me."
...
Anders: "Okay well, *checks out the Centurion/Six dance party* ... wow. That 6 totally looks like she's going to kill Doral for staring at her creepily."
*red dress six pops up again*
Six: "OMG! Are we gonna have to kill a b****?
*Tory tries to speak from audience*
Six: "Shut up Tory... I mean really Doral, what the frak is your problem?"
Anders: "Wow you guys really hate him. *at audience* I mean they look really angry. *pause* Oh, and now we have the award for best portrayal of what angry gonna kill a b**** Six looks like."
Six: "Actually, I think I was about to kill your wife there."
Anders: "No matter, the award goes to... You? Do you want panties?"
Six: "No, and I don't want your underwear either. Geez, give me that..." *opens envelope*
*centurion drumroll*
xmaidelx
for
Six : "Woot! Here, you get panties. Have fun. Try to avoid 5, he's a little weird. I mean check out that creepy smile..."
Anders: "That is just so wrong. Anyone get a picture of that?"
Six: "Oh my god, they did. Look. He's all, well anyway... Award for best icon of my creepy stalker goes to.." *Doral tries to come up on stage* "Back the Frak off my stage!" *centurions drag him off stage*
xmaidelx
for
Six: (cont.) "Well um, you already have panties, so you can have...Anders! Yeah, Anders. Until your next award, okay? But don't break him cause Kara gets all ... just well, y'know."
*Tighs scream something inappropriate. And then something about Kara being the best/worst frakking soldier/daughter/mother they've ever known. We suspect they, and the writers of the BSG comic books have been putting away a little more than ambrosia. Unless of course Ambrosia, makes big puffy clouds*
Six: "Okay now the award for best audience reaction to Doral crying.... This award goes to #3, and nicoleanell"
for
"Panty Swap? You give me a pair for Anders' collection and I give you a pair?"
Six (cont.): "Okay "The next award is for best dressed Cylon."
"Ooh look I won! Any of my sisters want to join me in accepting this award?" *several more sixes walk up on stage*
Six:"Coolios. Oh and spudcat66 get's some panties for this too. Here you go!"
*sixes pass icon around "Aren't we hot? - "I know" - "Smart too."- "We should so break away from these losers and start our own," - "We already did that"- "How'd that turn out" - "Let's just say it's not easy to farm in heels"- "Have you tried doing it nude?" -"How'd you guess?"*
*me over loud speaker voice over* "Ahem...schedule...We do have commercial breaks coming up you know."
Six: "Okay now let's start handing out the awards for cylons that haven't drunk themselves into a stupor yet. *looks around* Well it appears that 4 didn't make it. So let's just give him an award. This award also goes to... "
*half drunken centurion drum roll*
"jehnt
Six :"And now award for best costume at tonight's ceremony. The award goes to Cavil and..."
*one half sober centurion hits a drum*
xmaidelx
"Okay you give me back Anders, and I give you panties."
Anders:"No, no, no, there was no best costume award for tonight."
Six: "Well, it was right here in the box Sam. Tory, Did you help John stack the votes?"
*John whines "My name's Cavil!" Tory looks all grumpy and edges towards door.*
Anders: "Somebody go get Tory!"
*Tory is gotten*
Six: "That was quick."
Anders: "Yeah it was. Should we give them an award."
Six:"Yeah, sure, why not? The award for capturing Tory (perfectly) goes to..."
nicoleanell
*Tory whines, yet another dick move*
Six: "Okay fine Tory. Cheif? You mind killing Tory for us."
Chief (from Audience): "Got it."
Six: "What are we going to do about Cavil? Can somebody call Laura?"
Anders: "Dude, check out the look on his face."
Six: "Yep, I think that's an I screwed up award worthy face if I ever saw one."
Anders: *nods* "And The Cavil is so screwed. Like, dude, so totally screwed.... Award goes to... well, Cavil."
Six: "We get that. Who Else?"
Anders : "Oh and nowgold
for
Round of Applause, everyone!"
Six: "And Panties, don't forget the panties...." *tosses a pair*
*Leoben whines that everyone needs to start taking this seriously*
Six: "Fine, and the award for cylon with stick the farthest up their..."
*me via soundsystem* "Guys it's supposed to be and the award goes to Leoben and..."
*Six gives a die now look*
Anders: "I don't think you're gonna get her to say that."
Six: "Yeah, anyway award, Leobon, and....."
radon_
Anders: "I bless thee with panties. *tosses panties* Here you go!"
Anders (cont.):" Now we have a Serious award. *Looks up* We're Catering to Leoben now? He kidnapped my wife..."
*D'Anna mumbles about how that is so frakked up from audience*
"Anyway can we get a Sharon up here to accept some panties with..."
*now semi-sobered up centurions do a drumroll*
nicoleannell
for
"
Six: "Wow, that is serious. "
Anders: "Should we call it that?"
Sharon: "Or you could just give the award."
Six: "Fine." *tosses panties*
Sharon: "Guys?"
Six: "Oh, sorry. We don't have any gap panties, but like I can go have Simon get a gift certificate or something. He has nothing better to do, trust me. I would send Doral, but he's not allowed near women's undergraments."
Anders: "So, we're good with the gift certificate?"
Six: "I would think, yeah."
*Sharon sighs and walks off stage*
Anders: "Now we're gonna give an honorable mention, for acknowledging mind frak-ery. Cause I got the panties, and I want to. The award for honorable mention for acknowledging mind fraks goes to..."
Six: "Ooh let me. *grabs envelope* "There's nothing in here...?"
Anders: "That's because I just made the award up."
Six: "Well how do we know who it goes to?"
Anders: "I say it goes to the person it goes to and they get the award."
Six: "Okay chill. Ever think about leaving the rockstar *cough* dram queen *cough* attitude at home?"
Anders:"I can have my wife kill you..."
Six: "Like to see you try."
Ellen (from audience): Fight! Fight! Fight! *applause*
Anders: "Actually, I'd like to see that too."
Doral: *creepily* "In Jello"
Sixes, Threes, Eights, and Anders: "Shut up Doral..."
Anders: "Anyway the award goes to D'Anna."
Six: "And xmaidelx"
for
Anders: *looks at six* "You always have to have the last word don't you?"
Six: "At least I don't keep losing my clothes. And yes"
Anders: "You do so keep losing your clothes, you just have the worlds largest wardrobe *cough* collection of clingy pieces of fabric that don't actually cover anything *cough*"
Six: "Yeah well, I saved your life once."
Anders: "Okay, moving on... The award for best performance at tonight's pre-award show karaoke party!"
Six: *grabs envelope* "Leoben? Mr. Serious business? Really?"
Anders: He was really, really drunk. I think he fell out of an airlock afterwards. You had to be there. But I mean, the performance moved Kara to tears.
Six: "What's up with you bringing your wife to these cylon events."
Anders: "She's Kara' Thrace. You wanna tell her no?"
Ellen from audience: "No no, it's all good. Not enough hot blondes to get drunk with without her. And since the whole cylon empire disbanded I really need a group to lead again. Hence, crazy blonde alcoholics non-anonymous was started. She's my vp... *people look at Ellen like she's crazy* What? Laura got to lead the colonies..."
Saul: "With Gauis frakkin' Baltar as her vp..."
Ellen: "Really people, lighten up. Also there's a rumor going around that she may be Saul's mother... So she totally has a pass. "
*more staring*
Ellen: "I'm just saying."
*six just stares*
Anders: "Anyway Leoben and firesister for
"
Six: "Now the award for the most awesome ride tonight... This one goes to...
*cue centurion drumroll, but alas the silver dudes decide to sing instead...*
Centurions: "Think it o-over..."
Six: "Okay.. Scar and littlespank
for
Anders: "Have some Six and Kara panties!" *tosses panties*
Six: "Don't forget the beads."
Anders: "I got some Virgon Brews backstage, you can grab one of those too, if the band hasn't gotten to them all. Just don't let Scar fly drunk."
*Centurion walks up to Six, albeit a little wobbly like and hand her an envelope (and a rose, but that's a story for another day)*
Six: "...Thanks. *opens envelope* Oh wow, looks like because our invisible voice over co-host can't count you get a very special moment of perfection award."
*Anders looks at her*
Six: "No, I'm not that drunk yet. Plus your wife does enjoy killing me. What I meant is another awesome icon award."
Anders: "For what?"
Six: "Being Fierce?"
Anders: "I am fierce, aren't I?"
Six: "And Drunk..."
Ellen (from audience): "And naked!"
Doral (from audience): "I wish I looked like that..."
Six: *looks first at Anders then audience* "See what I mean, creepy... Can somebody do something about that?"
*Anvil drops from above on the most recently creepy Doral*
Six: "The award for fierce portrayal of Anders goes to...
radon_
for
"
Anders: "And you my friend, get panties!!! Whoo!" *tosses panties in air* "Yeah!"
Six: "Okay so we're done. What about the after party?"
Anders: "Oh yeah, after party? Yeah?" *looks up*
Six: "I'm getting something from my ear peice."
Anders:"When did you get that?"
Six: "During one of my wardrobe changes."
Anders: "I didn't notice."
Six: "I was naked."
*Anders nods*
Six: "Anyway it would seem we're all a little to drunk to drive to the after party, *cough* and seeing as the humans took away most means of transportation, *cough* So...after party here?"
Ellen (from Audience): "Way ahead of you!"
Six: "Simon, you and the centurions want to provide some tunes?"
*centurions bring out their pimpin' turn table / dj set up, and start a record Simon starts in on his Marvin Gaye impersonator gig. I'm told it's his thing.*
Kara: (steps out from side stage):"C'mon Sam, let's find you some clothes."
Anders: "Panties?"
Kara: "No Sam, you already have panties....*mumbles* I hope you sober up soon. I already have to babysit Lee."
*voice over* Good night everyone. Hope you enjoyed getting drunk with panty flinging naked cylons. *end voice over*
Anders: " We're he're, we're well, some of us our queer, deal with it! Yeah! Go Buccaneers! ... *roar of drunken approval, or maybe naked Anders approval?* Okay moving, on we're all out of golden Cylons, because well, no names, but someone mistook the things for real one's of the big guys over there, yeah round of applause for my band. Try not to get to drunk fellows, tomorrow we go up against Kara (And Her Special Destiny) in that battle of the bands thing. Anyway, no names, but Cavil lobotomized them, and now all we have are panties for prizes! I've got some of Kara's here. Ellen donated a few, thanks Ellen!! You rock! 6 donated hers as she found she wasn't really using them, but she said Doral couldn't have any. Sorry dude. And yeah I have a pair of mine somewhere around here. So you win award you get ... underwear! ... And if anyone feels the need we can swap because I'm not above starting a fangirl underwear collection.
Anders (cont.):"So the award for me being naked as I hold underwear goes to me and..."
*cue to the silver dudes and their all along the watchtower awesomeness*
xmaidelx
for
"Here you can have mine."
*This is where three and I shake our heads and toss him another pair and tell him to put clothes on.*
"Next up is the award for iconning the band/dancers/ushers goes to the best dang back up a guy can ask for..."
*Anders picks up his guitar and does a little riff since the centurions are busy getting an award*
greyfable
for
"Okay I got underwear here, greyfable it looks like it's up to you to take it...."
*(I'll do the voice overs)* 'The centurions would totally come and accept it with you except they're busy providing musical accompaniment and, um doing it looks like several of them or over there with headphones on listening to Beyonce with Six. And Lee. Who's totally stealing her thunder. But Doral doesn't care because he's a creepy 6 stalker, Tory doesn't care cause she's too busy killing someone, and the Tigh's don't care because well, they were having fun dancing, now it may be an NC-17 thing...not sure.'
"The award for looking hot during the apocalypse goes to 'big shock'... Six. Can I get a Six? and...."
greyfable
for
"Here have some six panties." *Centurion walks up with bag and whispers in Ander's ear* "Oh yeah and beads, here!! *tosses beads* Thanks Ellen you rock! Ellen Rocks everybody, Ellen Rocks!" *Centurion walks over and whispers in Anders ear again.* "Okay I'm being told that I thought much more more than they am drunk, so Six here is gonna be helping with the awards"
*Centurions continue rocking out to Single Ladies while Six and Anders do wardrobe change*
*They re-emerge*
Six: Whee!!!
Anders: "Did you see that totally super imposed blue screen?"
Six: "Yeah, I actually like the Awards backdrop better. Also, I'm changing back into my red dress. So if you could just take this next one while I go behind the podium and change..."
Anders: "Yeah, I got it. Okay, so award for best icon of the Cylon spring break trip to the Today Show, *cough* Yeah that was a small group *cough* Losers *cough* I mean 'earth' was lame enough *cough* goes to *bewildered look* How'd I get naked again? anyway wow, we have this little cylon Buddy, and Ellen and..."
firesister
for
Anders: "Here, that little dude's too young for panties, and Ellen just loses hers, but luckily I have this extra pair that just fell off me."
...
Anders: "Okay well, *checks out the Centurion/Six dance party* ... wow. That 6 totally looks like she's going to kill Doral for staring at her creepily."
*red dress six pops up again*
Six: "OMG! Are we gonna have to kill a b****?
*Tory tries to speak from audience*
Six: "Shut up Tory... I mean really Doral, what the frak is your problem?"
Anders: "Wow you guys really hate him. *at audience* I mean they look really angry. *pause* Oh, and now we have the award for best portrayal of what angry gonna kill a b**** Six looks like."
Six: "Actually, I think I was about to kill your wife there."
Anders: "No matter, the award goes to... You? Do you want panties?"
Six: "No, and I don't want your underwear either. Geez, give me that..." *opens envelope*
*centurion drumroll*
xmaidelx
for
Six : "Woot! Here, you get panties. Have fun. Try to avoid 5, he's a little weird. I mean check out that creepy smile..."
Anders: "That is just so wrong. Anyone get a picture of that?"
Six: "Oh my god, they did. Look. He's all, well anyway... Award for best icon of my creepy stalker goes to.." *Doral tries to come up on stage* "Back the Frak off my stage!" *centurions drag him off stage*
xmaidelx
for
Six: (cont.) "Well um, you already have panties, so you can have...Anders! Yeah, Anders. Until your next award, okay? But don't break him cause Kara gets all ... just well, y'know."
*Tighs scream something inappropriate. And then something about Kara being the best/worst frakking soldier/daughter/mother they've ever known. We suspect they, and the writers of the BSG comic books have been putting away a little more than ambrosia. Unless of course Ambrosia, makes big puffy clouds*
Six: "Okay now the award for best audience reaction to Doral crying.... This award goes to #3, and nicoleanell"
for
"Panty Swap? You give me a pair for Anders' collection and I give you a pair?"
Six (cont.): "Okay "The next award is for best dressed Cylon."
"Ooh look I won! Any of my sisters want to join me in accepting this award?" *several more sixes walk up on stage*
Six:"Coolios. Oh and spudcat66 get's some panties for this too. Here you go!"
*sixes pass icon around "Aren't we hot? - "I know" - "Smart too."- "We should so break away from these losers and start our own," - "We already did that"- "How'd that turn out" - "Let's just say it's not easy to farm in heels"- "Have you tried doing it nude?" -"How'd you guess?"*
*me over loud speaker voice over* "Ahem...schedule...We do have commercial breaks coming up you know."
Six: "Okay now let's start handing out the awards for cylons that haven't drunk themselves into a stupor yet. *looks around* Well it appears that 4 didn't make it. So let's just give him an award. This award also goes to... "
*half drunken centurion drum roll*
"jehnt
Six :"And now award for best costume at tonight's ceremony. The award goes to Cavil and..."
*one half sober centurion hits a drum*
xmaidelx
"Okay you give me back Anders, and I give you panties."
Anders:"No, no, no, there was no best costume award for tonight."
Six: "Well, it was right here in the box Sam. Tory, Did you help John stack the votes?"
*John whines "My name's Cavil!" Tory looks all grumpy and edges towards door.*
Anders: "Somebody go get Tory!"
*Tory is gotten*
Six: "That was quick."
Anders: "Yeah it was. Should we give them an award."
Six:"Yeah, sure, why not? The award for capturing Tory (perfectly) goes to..."
nicoleanell
*Tory whines, yet another dick move*
Six: "Okay fine Tory. Cheif? You mind killing Tory for us."
Chief (from Audience): "Got it."
Six: "What are we going to do about Cavil? Can somebody call Laura?"
Anders: "Dude, check out the look on his face."
Six: "Yep, I think that's an I screwed up award worthy face if I ever saw one."
Anders: *nods* "And The Cavil is so screwed. Like, dude, so totally screwed.... Award goes to... well, Cavil."
Six: "We get that. Who Else?"
Anders : "Oh and nowgold
for
Round of Applause, everyone!"
Six: "And Panties, don't forget the panties...." *tosses a pair*
*Leoben whines that everyone needs to start taking this seriously*
Six: "Fine, and the award for cylon with stick the farthest up their..."
*me via soundsystem* "Guys it's supposed to be and the award goes to Leoben and..."
*Six gives a die now look*
Anders: "I don't think you're gonna get her to say that."
Six: "Yeah, anyway award, Leobon, and....."
radon_
Anders: "I bless thee with panties. *tosses panties* Here you go!"
Anders (cont.):" Now we have a Serious award. *Looks up* We're Catering to Leoben now? He kidnapped my wife..."
*D'Anna mumbles about how that is so frakked up from audience*
"Anyway can we get a Sharon up here to accept some panties with..."
*now semi-sobered up centurions do a drumroll*
nicoleannell
for
"
Six: "Wow, that is serious. "
Anders: "Should we call it that?"
Sharon: "Or you could just give the award."
Six: "Fine." *tosses panties*
Sharon: "Guys?"
Six: "Oh, sorry. We don't have any gap panties, but like I can go have Simon get a gift certificate or something. He has nothing better to do, trust me. I would send Doral, but he's not allowed near women's undergraments."
Anders: "So, we're good with the gift certificate?"
Six: "I would think, yeah."
*Sharon sighs and walks off stage*
Anders: "Now we're gonna give an honorable mention, for acknowledging mind frak-ery. Cause I got the panties, and I want to. The award for honorable mention for acknowledging mind fraks goes to..."
Six: "Ooh let me. *grabs envelope* "There's nothing in here...?"
Anders: "That's because I just made the award up."
Six: "Well how do we know who it goes to?"
Anders: "I say it goes to the person it goes to and they get the award."
Six: "Okay chill. Ever think about leaving the rockstar *cough* dram queen *cough* attitude at home?"
Anders:"I can have my wife kill you..."
Six: "Like to see you try."
Ellen (from audience): Fight! Fight! Fight! *applause*
Anders: "Actually, I'd like to see that too."
Doral: *creepily* "In Jello"
Sixes, Threes, Eights, and Anders: "Shut up Doral..."
Anders: "Anyway the award goes to D'Anna."
Six: "And xmaidelx"
for
Anders: *looks at six* "You always have to have the last word don't you?"
Six: "At least I don't keep losing my clothes. And yes"
Anders: "You do so keep losing your clothes, you just have the worlds largest wardrobe *cough* collection of clingy pieces of fabric that don't actually cover anything *cough*"
Six: "Yeah well, I saved your life once."
Anders: "Okay, moving on... The award for best performance at tonight's pre-award show karaoke party!"
Six: *grabs envelope* "Leoben? Mr. Serious business? Really?"
Anders: He was really, really drunk. I think he fell out of an airlock afterwards. You had to be there. But I mean, the performance moved Kara to tears.
Six: "What's up with you bringing your wife to these cylon events."
Anders: "She's Kara' Thrace. You wanna tell her no?"
Ellen from audience: "No no, it's all good. Not enough hot blondes to get drunk with without her. And since the whole cylon empire disbanded I really need a group to lead again. Hence, crazy blonde alcoholics non-anonymous was started. She's my vp... *people look at Ellen like she's crazy* What? Laura got to lead the colonies..."
Saul: "With Gauis frakkin' Baltar as her vp..."
Ellen: "Really people, lighten up. Also there's a rumor going around that she may be Saul's mother... So she totally has a pass. "
*more staring*
Ellen: "I'm just saying."
*six just stares*
Anders: "Anyway Leoben and firesister for
"
Six: "Now the award for the most awesome ride tonight... This one goes to...
*cue centurion drumroll, but alas the silver dudes decide to sing instead...*
Centurions: "Think it o-over..."
Six: "Okay.. Scar and littlespank
for
Anders: "Have some Six and Kara panties!" *tosses panties*
Six: "Don't forget the beads."
Anders: "I got some Virgon Brews backstage, you can grab one of those too, if the band hasn't gotten to them all. Just don't let Scar fly drunk."
*Centurion walks up to Six, albeit a little wobbly like and hand her an envelope (and a rose, but that's a story for another day)*
Six: "...Thanks. *opens envelope* Oh wow, looks like because our invisible voice over co-host can't count you get a very special moment of perfection award."
*Anders looks at her*
Six: "No, I'm not that drunk yet. Plus your wife does enjoy killing me. What I meant is another awesome icon award."
Anders: "For what?"
Six: "Being Fierce?"
Anders: "I am fierce, aren't I?"
Six: "And Drunk..."
Ellen (from audience): "And naked!"
Doral (from audience): "I wish I looked like that..."
Six: *looks first at Anders then audience* "See what I mean, creepy... Can somebody do something about that?"
*Anvil drops from above on the most recently creepy Doral*
Six: "The award for fierce portrayal of Anders goes to...
radon_
for
"
Anders: "And you my friend, get panties!!! Whoo!" *tosses panties in air* "Yeah!"
Six: "Okay so we're done. What about the after party?"
Anders: "Oh yeah, after party? Yeah?" *looks up*
Six: "I'm getting something from my ear peice."
Anders:"When did you get that?"
Six: "During one of my wardrobe changes."
Anders: "I didn't notice."
Six: "I was naked."
*Anders nods*
Six: "Anyway it would seem we're all a little to drunk to drive to the after party, *cough* and seeing as the humans took away most means of transportation, *cough* So...after party here?"
Ellen (from Audience): "Way ahead of you!"
Six: "Simon, you and the centurions want to provide some tunes?"
*centurions bring out their pimpin' turn table / dj set up, and start a record Simon starts in on his Marvin Gaye impersonator gig. I'm told it's his thing.*
Kara: (steps out from side stage):"C'mon Sam, let's find you some clothes."
Anders: "Panties?"
Kara: "No Sam, you already have panties....*mumbles* I hope you sober up soon. I already have to babysit Lee."
*voice over* Good night everyone. Hope you enjoyed getting drunk with panty flinging naked cylons. *end voice over*