Cylon cycle winners
I was going to to through all the cylons, pick one for each number, and then I realized that I only actually picked five different actual characters. (My toolishness, is having trouble keeping itself in check...moving on.)
1. Cavil.
You know what? I hate Cavil. I hate him so much that I probably couldn't bring myself to pick a Cavil icon that I liked. There was one that I almost clicked on as a winner, but alas my EPIC CAVIL HATE rose above as it does and I couldn't bring myself to do it.
2. Leoben.
Schmexy creepy cylon who looks EPIC AND AWESOME in Black and white and lying dead on the floor after the straddle stab of epic AWESOME. Wait no, that last one is not the straddle stab. That is the ambiguous stockholmy "I love you" kiss in Exodus Part 2. Either way, the Black and white one is super hot sauce and the "till death do us part" is like SO PERFECT IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!
nicole_anell
juliet42
3. D'anna.
I guess I didn't pick any of her. But for the next round SHE HAD A SMALL ROLE IN BURN NOTICE (the show) hehe. Just saying.
4. Simon.
Ok, I full on do not understand why I have two Simon icons and (spoiler alert) NO Boomer/Athena/Fake!thena icons. Really, what the hell is wrong with me? OH! I know. I just....liked these bunches. Despite my disdain for Simon the cylon, I was like "Wop! these are fun times" and so we have it...Negative space times and the "I just gave you a pap, and now I will sing some Marvin Gaye to you" icon. (b/c really, who WOULDN'T make the scenario into a icon, I ask. People; riddle me that!)
juliet42
greyfable
5. Doral.
pffffffffffft. Moving on...
6. Six!
So yeah, my complete...toolishness for the six character shines through these winners with flying colors. Who is surprised? No one, that is who. I love her, she is may favorite CYLON IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. SO let's explore my picks for a second...
Wonky coloring fixed hotness...
xmaidelx
Negative space femme fatale hotness...
jehnt
Crazy coloring contrasty hotness of SEX...
greyfable
7. The Mechanical Variety.
While they are seriously the cutest things on the show, I guess...I just needed to have three Six icons. (hehe. that reads kinda funny) This model numbered suffered. yap. Sure did.
8. Boomer/Athena/Fake!Thena.
If it is Cavils fault I don't have any 8's then I'll be pissed. (b/c part of my "fuck cavil" thing is b/c he shoved his tongue down Boomers throat and I DID THROW UP. Sorry, I'm an ageist. NO! no, I'm not. I'm just not into gross fraked up old men getting all up in 8's business. Harumph. If it's the Six's fault I don't have any 8's (as in...I had HAD to pick three Six icons so the 8's suffered), I'm cool with that. I am.
9. Ellen.
Who knew I would pick two Ellen Icons? I sure didn't. My favorite thing about her is that she TOTALLY GOT POISONED BY HER CYLON HUSBAND FOR COLLABORATING WITH THE CYLONS. Not to mention she had sex with Cavil, who was wearing the skin of her father, while he knowingly had sex with his own mother. Let me count the ways that GROSSES ME THE HELL OUT. I mean, I know the male writers of this show have EPIC DADDY ISSUES, but come on guys. just...come the hell on. So yeah, the first one is purdyful in a colorful way, and the second one made me guffaw. Awesome sauceyness.
greyfable
fire_sister
10. 11. and 12. Tigh, Tory and Chief.
While Tigh is probably my favorite male character on the show, and I love Tory JUST BECAUSE SHE IS AWESOME AND EVERYONE HATES HER, I didn't pick any icons of these people. Unfortunately, I can no longer blame my three Six icons. So I'll just blame my two Simon and ellen ones. BAD ICONS! BAD!
13. Anders.
I love Anders. I just said five seconds ago that Tigh was my favorite, but I love LOVE Anders. Like in puppy dog way. (unlike Helo, who I love in an 'idiot puppy dog' kinda way, let's not get confused my the gushy love I seem to have for everyone no matter what..it's a nuanced process of me being like, "I love him in the 'biblical' way, and I love him in a 'I want him to sleep at the foot of my bed while I pet his forehead' kinda way or in the 'I love him like I would love a functional alcoholic/pirate'" OH! yeah, the icons. Coloring is made of win. Epic nowgold... EPIC!
nowgold
I should probably spell check this, because it's been the most self indulgent "winners" post I think I've ever done. So if you made it this far, here is a cookie:
and for those of you that don't like sweets:
